#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly fella wakes up eats breakie thing bursts out of chest grows up runs round ship all crew dead

— what the farke is going on (@winlose1972) September 6, 2014

Apes find big stone slab & scream at it. Then somebody finds one on the moon. Also, computer misbehaves . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maggie V. (@maggiebeer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Eminem does rocky with fast words

— summit or nothing (@hagfilms) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Four children went through the wardrobe and became kings and queens of a magical world.

— Irene. (@IreeneFuenw) September 6, 2014

Advanced alien race comes to earth. Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum give then a cold. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Shaw (@shaw_bryan) September 6, 2014

A struggling writer hates Merlot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Wine Curator (@thewinecurator) September 6, 2014

A successful publicist receives a call from his secret admirer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/f5SdTbJLAe

— Flaude Hewman (@Flaude_Hewman) September 6, 2014

A scorched spy is wearing a cool glasses and walks around Miami with his buddies, girlfriend and his mom #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marek Sedlacek (@Sedlacek) September 6, 2014

Kid gets into sleigh with strange woman, eats candy, gets taken hostage. Saved by big lion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mórag (@sassybibrarian) September 6, 2014

#EveryTomCruiseMovie
“@amdiazart: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise runs to save the day.”

— Tyler Stansbury (@Tylertas) September 6, 2014

Adam Sandler #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael’s Stuff (@cosmictrailer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Daniel Radcliff gets hit on by an old man while a guy without a nose tries to kill him, over the course of 8 movies.

— Xihemen (@Xihemen) September 6, 2014

A Harvard guy makes a site that turns out to be pretty cool #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Neill (@mwneill) September 6, 2014

They look like smurfs but they’re not smurfs, and they live on a jungle planet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MegaTex (@MegaTex69) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
The spookyskelly senpai noticed the raggedy-Ann kohai, even though she was only a servant to the Doctr and he a king.

— cassy punch more cops (@lesbiantiddy) September 6, 2014

Mutant with healing and metal claws goes back in time to prevent Bret Ratner from ruining history. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Smid (@Alex_Smid) September 6, 2014

Vogel im Käfig wartet vergeblich darauf, dass der junge Franzose mit dem Trenchcoat ins hässliche Zimmer zurückkehrt. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eduard Schlimme (@ComicNow) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bucky dead. lol jk
Nick Fury dead. lol jk
Bucky
New dude who can fly
Bucky.

— v (@chickenchick0) September 6, 2014

I. AM. GROOT. @BestUnihorse: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
I AM GROOT i never even saw the movie

— GrootBot (@GrootBot) September 6, 2014

A girl is considered a slut but turns out she’s not she’s just a pushover #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— We Gon Be Alright (@lexilola13) September 6, 2014

alien with superpowers saves world. Can’t stand pieces of his home planet for some reason #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moose ️ (@Hipster__Moose) September 6, 2014

Math nerd finds a solution to the friend zone and scores hot brunette. #explainafilmplotbadly #abeautifulmind pic.twitter.com/hEE0cayoOW

— Ivan (@Ivan_UNITE) September 6, 2014

My peeter is crabby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robolade 3000 (@RoboLade3000) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks gets shot in the arse and is consoled by a strange old woman and a box of chocolates #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Grant Mitchell (@Ben_G_Mitchell) September 6, 2014

@TheRevBobLevy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
DieHard1-100.Shit blows up.Bruce Willis repeats YippeeKiYea Motherfucker.More shit blows up.

— AHardly (@Italkfunny2U) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Shawshank Redemption
Demonstration
If you’re smart you can break free
but you might have to go through a lot of shit

— John Malcolm (@JohnnyMalc) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis dies

— Ben Cathcart (@ken_bathfart) September 6, 2014

There are snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— yolanda (@espontanea) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snakes on a plane.

— Rachel Gray (@SalesLadyRachel) September 6, 2014

Hoodlums kill rich white kid, get away with it, then become heroes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— el (@fearlesslyeleni) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Friendly ghost is in denial and wants his life back – willing to travel.

— Rose A. Valenta (@rosevalenta) September 6, 2014

A guy named Jordan helps a dead guy with a flute beat the #Steelers in the Super Bowl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rokitect (@RockKernick) September 6, 2014

Sean Penn comma Vietnam comma kidnap and rape scenes comma
John Leguazamo comma Michael J. Fox Period #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Saint So and So (@antthotreble) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio and his friends enter people while they’re sleeping…

— adrian (@adriankeohane) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly You’re a lizard Harry!

— Paddy Backhouse (@Comiccover) September 6, 2014

Transformer angels smoke that puts animals to sleep and of course god ordering baby death #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GD (@goddamnshitpiss) September 6, 2014

Rags to riches story of a shrimp magnate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I.Strange (@ZetaTweetz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
I AM GROOT (i never even saw the movie)

— cassy punch more cops (@lesbiantiddy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Therapist who failed at his job gets second chance in the afterlife.

— HK (@HenryKrinkIe) September 6, 2014

@jccole283 Dinosaurs ruin a theme park thats almost ready to be opened #explainafilmplotbadly via @GCDB

— Gigi Vernon (@GigiVernon) September 6, 2014

NY gang beat up baseball mimes on their way to Coney Island. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Warren Nightingale (@warren24fps) September 6, 2014

You heard me right. There are sharks in the tornado. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Montag Shakur (@MontagShakur) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Largest group of bad actors in the world gets together to make an action movie with no plot. Sequels to follow.

— Angela Pratt (@M0mmaP) September 6, 2014

@SoupFox Mom dies, dad’s evil, foster parents burnt alive, kisses his sister, who then dates his best friend. #SW #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Henderson (@SocialScotty) September 6, 2014

Parents leave their obnoxious kid at home and he tortures and almost kills these burglars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allan (@AlMcL30d) September 6, 2014

An undersized player makes a tackle for Notre Dame. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— At larrold on dat sky app (@Larry_Boa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Something happens to Sean Bean, then absolutely nothing happens to Sean Bean.

— Brad (@btherr18) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt wants to know what’s in the box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M. (@SodDribble) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/O7KnxAKf0I

— Kat (@secretXeyes) September 6, 2014

Two cops do some drugs, shoot some dudes and utter profanities while on duty #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QA3OhgIZgo

— Крстаки (@itsKrste) September 6, 2014