#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A 24-year-old teen slacker with a super-charged DeLorean goes drag racing with missile-toting Libyans.

— The Grim Rieper (@RiepTide1999) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Misunderstood culinary genius drinks chianti

— martinmcmahon (@williamhboney1) September 6, 2014

The police wanted a day off, so they make it a holiday. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole (@potternum1) September 6, 2014

Two assholes drag a dead body around for the weekend so they can keep partying. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leah Maria (@ATinyBun) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly: “SNAKES ON A PLANE” <<< They already won the hashtag before Twitter even existed.

— Vincent Milum Jr (@DarkainMX) September 6, 2014

cute critter gets wet, turns into a right cunt and ruins a perfectly good holiday night #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 42 (@_born13_) September 6, 2014

Some dude uses aliens as an excuse to bail on his family. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Dingess (@RealDingess) September 6, 2014

What’s to explain? It’s about “Birds”. Lots and lots and lots of “Birds”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher J. Burke (@mrburkemath) September 6, 2014

A new coach takes over a bad sports team. He gives a great speech. They become good. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— zaki (@ZakiKhalid_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Really big monkey has fetish for white girl.

— Oliver Collier (@librarybrother) September 6, 2014

@TheRevBobLevy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”, “Angry Birds” with people.

— Kamal Lee Mohammed (@lee4prez) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise has an insurmountable problm thn a crisis of conscious thn redeems himself. Wait that is every movie he in

— Eric Edwards (@ebd_edwards) September 6, 2014

Rhode Island family get the clap from ghosts, weirdo couple who still play with dolls try to save them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Davis McArdle (@DavisMcArdle) September 6, 2014

Guy sends his friend back in time to bang his mom, smash technology in a gigantic compactor. Mostly to bang his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick Matthews (@_RickMatthews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Stylish, well-dressed lovers rob banks during the Depression. pic.twitter.com/Q7J25QQDGr

— Hope Dellon (@hopedellon) September 6, 2014

Butler tries to find out who keeps killing people at a mansion. It takes him three tries to get it right. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Edweirdian Age (@AstroStomp) September 6, 2014

A giant expensive boat sinks and mostly everyone dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leah Maria (@ATinyBun) September 6, 2014

A Kansas man, held captive and forced into wizardry by small people, is freed by dog and a ruby-slippered girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Gordon (@jonggordon) September 6, 2014

Gorgeous vampiress hires spunky dr to help save her aging vampire boyfriend. Both vamps age horribly forever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shirley K. Danvers (@ArtemisArchive) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Clint Eastwood shows why serapes are a cool fashion accessory…

— Arthur Browne (@ArthurBrowne1) September 6, 2014

Only actor man enough to replace Tom Cruise was Angelina Jolie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Farrendahl (@farrendahl) September 6, 2014

A fish-woman loses the fish part #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Once Upon A Studio In the West (@tonygoldmark) September 6, 2014

A thrilling bus journey #explainafilmplotbadly

— Shona Thoma (@shinyshona) September 6, 2014

A military robot becomes self-aware, destroys all the other robots, then fakes it’s own destruction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan G. Poirier (@RGPphotog) September 6, 2014

Bad guys becomes good guy then saves the day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph La Fiandra (@TrentaCoolLime) September 6, 2014

I had no idea what was going on, but that thing in the bassinet at the end freaked me the fuck out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Goddamned Finkelstein Shit Kid (@Supreme____Beef) September 6, 2014

Adam Sandler acts like an idiot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— edwin (@edwinpigeon) September 6, 2014

A terrible sequence of illogical BS in the future to connect two movies about traveling to the past. Flea from RHCP. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danibal B. Lecter (@CornOnMacabre) September 6, 2014

An Alien is born unconventionally, eats to survive and is then ejected into space by a women in her underpants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Dane (@PatrickDane) September 6, 2014

A girl has nightmares of a town blanketed with fog and evil. Mother takes daughter there to cure her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steven M (@StevenM626) September 6, 2014

Austin Powers,the church lady & friends remind us all how great the music of Queen is. Al Bundy makes donuts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M. (@SodDribble) September 6, 2014

Midwestern car salesman tries to raise funds, police get involved. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Dingess (@RealDingess) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a white man hired immigrants for cheap labor in a factory. Who injured kids, liability forms! pic.twitter.com/2LhLdgMS5f

— David (@SaucyPapi813) September 6, 2014

girl wants to be a showgirl overacts an orgasm in the pool with the boring husband from sex in the city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Massera (@petemassera) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills 1st person she meets, & teams up with 3 others to kill again

— Katherine Branton (@authorktea) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly MT @exjon: People pretended to have landed on the moon. It was broadcast on television. #TheSixtiesCNN

— ScottO Well What the Hell* (@gscottoliver) September 6, 2014

A Captain with a hook tries to murder innocent children. – #PeterPan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jessi Ellen (@OriginalJes) September 6, 2014

A bloke in c.800AD goes around killing the baddies with GUNS, and looking for a girl using a PHOTO? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #SolomonKane

— Steve Topple (@MrTopple) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Travolta ruins the universe by inventing disco…

— Arthur Browne (@ArthurBrowne1) September 6, 2014

A cop and his mom investigate crimes together even though she won’t stop shooting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rust Cohle (@AlphaScribe) September 6, 2014

Arnold Schwarzenegger spews one-liners and takes on thousands. Batman is in it, I think. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Herbert (@DDayFilms) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wonder Woman’s only super power is her massive boobs.

— David (@david_s_consult) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s a cat and it’s in a hat

— sav (@weirdsexdream) September 6, 2014

@TheRevBobLevy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Memento – forgetful guy likes tattoos.

— Joel Constable (@Joel__Constable) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Travolta dresses like a cowboy, and then so does everybody on freakin’ earth…

— Arthur Browne (@ArthurBrowne1) September 6, 2014

A gang of stoners spank kids 3 years younger than them all day and party all night #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody L. Hudson (@CodyLeeHudson) September 6, 2014

Basically CARRIE as written by Roald Dahl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Maxwell (@rmaxwell) September 6, 2014

“Mucho Mango” Match Three in 3-D Never Buy Lives Again Available only on Amazon 4 Kindle users http://t.co/CHJUxuR57P #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #AmazonAddsDeals (@AmazonAddsDeals) September 6, 2014

Giant robots fight giant monsters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole (@potternum1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Misunderstood tailor struggles to get subjects to grasp concept behind well lotioned skin as sewing medium

— Monkey 74 (@Mnky74) September 6, 2014