#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

They fucked with the wrong hockey player. Machete! Oh shit! Run. Fall. Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah! Die!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #FridayThe13th

— PrincesssDie (@PrincesssDie) September 6, 2014

@bshank creepy red headed con artist manipulates wealthy businessman into adopting her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John McDonald (@jt_mcd) September 6, 2014

Former lounge singer has temporary change of habit. Takes up teaching career. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mako Allen (@makoallen) September 6, 2014

Kevin Costner decides he doesn’t want to farm corn anymore #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Beaton (@Nick_Beaton) September 6, 2014

Creative writer almost finishes his masterpiece until the wife tells him to lighten up and play with the kid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shoot The Screen (@shootthescreen) September 6, 2014

Tough guy loses girl to man named Leslie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@kzone8) September 6, 2014

Peaceful wilderness community ruined by 4 loud tourists who shoot guns and make sexual advances towards the locals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adrian Bentley (@adrianmbentley) September 6, 2014

Hot guys in huge robots fighting giant sea lizards. Robots perform a tubectomy in the sea. Charlie Day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #1 dog dad (@britweetany) September 6, 2014

Deloris Umbridge turns her husband into a rodent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @twipped@twipped.social (@TwippedTech) September 6, 2014

Eccentric owner of a Chocolate Factory signs business over to a 12 year old boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Troy Beck (@troybeck) September 6, 2014

A banker goes to a really bad prison for something someone else did. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ObviouslyFiction

— phillip (@designoutloud) September 6, 2014

These two woman with names talk to each other
about something other than a man.#JKTheyDont #explainafilmplotbadly@TheHashtagGame

— ken e. cooper (@schm3cky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly French men were (and probably still are) perverts

— petra von kunt (@lebrightshapes) September 6, 2014

This guy who hates gypsies tries to bone a gypsy. When she says no, he tries to burn her. Deformed man saves the day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah Ashby (@Smashby17) September 6, 2014

Cocky pilot lucks into flight school. Sings poorly. Kills co-pilot. Bangs instructor. Graduates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Manly (@ManlynCLE) September 6, 2014

A writer unwittingly falls for her daughters successful older boyfriend after his heart attack in her vacation home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles T. Jackson ️️ (@WhatTheChuck67) September 6, 2014

Wild things are there #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— E (@ohnoitse) September 6, 2014

Well dressed British man drives fast. Kicks ass. Kills people. Bangs hot women. Repeat. Repeat. Rename. Repeat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— T_R_E_E_ (@treedoesstandup) September 6, 2014

Guy repeatedly punches self, leaves meatloaf on porch#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stuart Shumway (@StuartShumway) September 6, 2014

Men & women can’t be friends. Until they can. Then they hook up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Sean (@EricS66) September 6, 2014

Eastern European vampire seduces San Francisco neighborhood using banking prowess and broken English. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Michael Scully – brianscully.bsky.social (@brianscully) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He’s an American.He lives in Paris.He sings very cool songs.Oh…and he dances a bit.

— kim dunn (@kmjdu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly SOme black guy gets shot and then his best friend wants revenge but then chickens out and lets his friends do it

— F+R+A+N+K (@IdkFlyersIGuess) September 6, 2014

@iamkizzlewis Woman likes man. Man emotionally distant. Obstacles. Misunderstandings. Man and woman love each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Taylor-Mills (@JoeTaylorMills) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly One orphan, casino empire and drowning later, some German Shepherd played by Burt Reynolds goes to heaven.

— The Grim Rieper (@RiepTide1999) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Don’t Trust iCloud. Ever. @SexTapeMovie

— Anthony Anello (@anthonyanello) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Man escapes giant bolder and melts Nazis.

— gia kagan-trenchard (@gkagantrenchard) September 6, 2014

“@Drtraceyjensen: Three professors lose their jobs and all end up covered in marshmallow. #explainafilmplotbadly” #BellyLaughs

— Vicky Flanders (@vicstar_7) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a kid gets his dad killed by masked people and the sisters boyfriends tries to kill her dad and stays with boyfriend

— nialls nudes (@NiallsNude5) September 6, 2014

Man delivers pizza to private residence where no one seems to have the slightest interest in pizza. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Ferrara (@PlayfulDesign) September 6, 2014

Michael Cera mumbles his dialogue, Jonah Hill can’t get laid, Seth Rogen is a terrible cop, and I am McLovin #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eddie (@ed__werder) September 6, 2014

2 marines kill one of their own. Their boss opines about inability to handle truth to the prosecuting attorney. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Allison (@higgins_91) September 6, 2014

Marisa Tomei is naked the entire movie and mickey rourke wrestles with his feelings and stuff #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 6, 2014

Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, and James Cann Get into whacky adventures. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Beaton (@Nick_Beaton) September 6, 2014

@UniofBathSciFi A man with a robot arm tries to stop a 96-year-old from modifying three computers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Callum (@Jalaguy) September 6, 2014

Woman in space spins around & bumps into things a lot. Gets very cold. Gets very hot. Gets wet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Safie Maken Finlay (@SafieMF) September 6, 2014

3 little kids beat up grown men under the supervision of their grandfather #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tex Maverick (@Tex_Maverick) September 6, 2014

Some dude goes to jail for smuggling hash in Turkey. His girlfriend mashes her breasts against the glass for him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Livingston (@jorho16) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio drops acid with Clair Danes and they do a poor 21st century reenactment of Romeo and Juliet.

— Eric Lowden (@Eric_The_Fred) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some girl was a blonde and it was deemed legal

— F+R+A+N+K (@IdkFlyersIGuess) September 6, 2014

Asian Lemur King takes advantage of an idiot lion, comedian from Dogma, Mrs Will Smith and him from Friends. Penguins #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neilly Gallinitaaaaa (@neillyfabi) September 6, 2014

Richard Gere’s ex tries to stop pals wedding, with quality family singalong and soundtrack #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

Like Six Flags except a Trex eats a lawyer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Ghoulsoe (@mayorcigarface) September 6, 2014

Inheritor of billions returns to home city after long absence to dress in militarized bat costume and fight criminals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Atwell (@Josh_Atwell) September 6, 2014

I can’t tell you, it’s against the first rule. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg Switzer (@G_Switzer) September 6, 2014

You shouldn’t be surprised that a movie about watching a kid grow over a decade is 3 hours long. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james. (@xameswong) September 6, 2014

Transported to a surreal landscape, girl kills 1st woman she meets, teams up with 3 complete strangers to kill again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr Farty (@MrFarty) September 6, 2014

Boxer loses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— twoheadedbah (@twoheadedbah) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Uh… people floating around in space…

— Arthur Browne (@ArthurBrowne1) September 6, 2014

Dude just won’t die. Crawls in air ducts. Talks to himself. Keeps not dying. Also, Carl from Family Matters is there #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Hand (@TomedyComedy) September 6, 2014