#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a tough and grizzled old man tenderizes and delivers himself to a hungry wolf

— Travesty (@MWTravesty) September 6, 2014

A race of little people team up with men in costumes to throw a valuable piece of jewelry into a volcano. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— REV UP THOSE FRYERS (@HedgehogsNSuits) September 6, 2014

An old woman goes on about a new ship getting wet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy Edwards (@Andyezra) September 6, 2014

Unhappy man takes everyone in town’s money on Christmas, subsequently becomes the richest man in town and happy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Cawthon (@stevecawthon) September 6, 2014

This kid get bit my a spider. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sierra (@officially_sii) September 6, 2014

Archaeologist fails to retrieve religious artifact, then it falls into his lap after God mutilates a few Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Bocchicchio (@SlamesJames) September 6, 2014

@GallaghersGreen yes lol just following that hashtag #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly trying to think of some lol

— Samantha Kelly (@Tweetinggoddess) September 6, 2014

come on you wanker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Massera (@petemassera) September 6, 2014

After murdering his most of his family a man looks for his sister #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Quinn (@MrJasonQuinn) September 6, 2014

Guy in cowboy hat visits New York. Co-starring Dustin Hoffman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Kie8cy6sh2

— Matt Clark (@Disappearer) September 6, 2014

2 guys want to go to the pub. Zombies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Janine (@PhoenixJanine) September 6, 2014

The Chicago Cubs dodge child labor laws and win the 1993 World Series. #explainamovieplotbadly

— Scott (@ThenScottWrote) September 6, 2014

Mentally challenged man changes the world, eats a box of chocolates, and dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Shepherd (@shepherdish) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks gets bullied by crap pirates #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Lidster (@jamlid) September 6, 2014

Experiment with genetic reconstruction of dinosaurs goes wrong due to poor anti-virus software #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Nafpliotis (@NickNafster79) September 6, 2014

Winners don’t do drugs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/kU3sd0XKDn

— Alan Cooper (@MrAlanCooper) September 6, 2014

fat, unfunny man is a mall cop. sequel imminent. #explainafilmplotbadly

— tehjonel (@tehjonel) September 6, 2014

Lonely pensioner abducts child in floating house #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Burch (@BigGingerBurch) September 6, 2014

Princess, Uncontrollable Frosty Superpowers, Earworm Song, Run Away, Redemption, Good No Bad Prince, Happy Ending #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— WriteFilmSleepRepeat #BLM 3.5% (@SongoftheOss) September 6, 2014

Greek girl marries guy who is not Greek. Cultural confusion abounds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alexis Fowler (@FowlerThanEver) September 6, 2014

Lions successfully plot each others’ deaths; sing songs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael (@michael__42) September 6, 2014

@GoldarWarrior #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bunch of peeps big mall all die but one.

— ˜”*°, 陽光の虹、クラブヴィーナス˜°*”˜ (@Mercinred) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a Chinese and black guy go beat up bad guys with Kung fu skills

— josh (@JRXLVII) September 6, 2014

Girl with bright red hair sprints around Germany trying to help her stupid boyfriend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dina Gachman (@DinaGachman) September 6, 2014

“@juliussharpe: “There are three weddings and a funeral.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” like this? @AoifeJaneAnnie

— Sarah Delaney (@sarahanndel) September 6, 2014

Tom hanks is retarded and his girlfriend gets aids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carmen lulz (@Carmen_lulz) September 6, 2014

It’s dangerous playing in a big sandbox with worms, looking 4 drugs, and a Rock Band frontman turned bad actor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Bender @ Away (@MichaelBender) September 6, 2014

@film_girl The guy that played the friend in the movie where the dude played hooky w/his GF gets stuck on a city bus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean Riley (@RileySeanM) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two Americans go to the slaughtered lamb and all hell breaks loose in london

— gooners (@kneeumnumb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an archaeologist contaminates ancient ruins, steals artifacts, and kills native people

— Travesty (@MWTravesty) September 6, 2014

@SupermanTweets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alien lands on earth,flies around in tights wearing his underwear inside out acting like he’s God :-p

— Patrick (@sportbikeguy00) September 6, 2014

A two dimensional deer meets some animals because his mum was shot #explainafilmplotbadly

— Hadyn Mathers (@Hayderzz_) September 6, 2014

Archeologist with father issues eludes nazis and searches for a precious artifact. For the third time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Hilleren (@PeterHilleren) September 6, 2014

@simonpegg @rickygervais man dresses like his mom and kills a girl who stole some money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mike triggs (@m1k3ybuddha32) September 6, 2014

Patrick Swayze makes you want to learn to dance& forget the Civil Rights movement was actually happening at that time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.Nicole (@JNicoleBK) September 6, 2014

Asthmatic galactic warlord tries to convince son that once you go black, you don’t go back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— R.K- menkah (@Richardkusimenk) September 6, 2014

Tv reporter wakes up in the same day until the animal leaves the hole and he fuck the girl
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/uxXeHmkq0z

— De la Cueva (@BatmanuelOk) September 6, 2014

300 male models beat up a gay man’s army. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Kaliak the Blue (@LizardKal) September 6, 2014

Health ledger fucks a cowboy in the desert #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Janus (@Janus456) September 6, 2014

@RachelNichols1 @ChloeGMoretz #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl: I’m not a girl. Boy: I’m a dweeb. Girl: I suck. Boy: I don’t care. [can’t resist]

— John Leitzke (@leitzkejs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly is really good but I wish tweeps would put the film title in there somewhere – I can’t work some of them out!

— Gillian Kirby (@matureageren) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly like predator but with dinosaurs and no arnie “get to the velociraptor!” pic.twitter.com/GVCxSFYmJo

— Brian Pope (@cosmicbadger) September 6, 2014

I dunno – it was kinda like “Gravity” but with three men and no computers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Williams (@texdub) September 6, 2014

Batman and Wolverine perform magic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @lhamilton.bsky.social (@LHamiltonPP) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly children teach an alien to ride a bicycle.

— Hadyn Mathers (@Hayderzz_) September 6, 2014

261 tweets per minute are mantaining #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly as #1 trending topic in Canada http://t.co/gaWJ20njBu

— Trendoa Canada (@trendoaCA) September 6, 2014

“@PotterExtreme: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A future sparkling vampire gets killed by a man who was once a rat.” The best one yet

— (@kzzndr) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy’s stuck in an algebra 2 class but secretly he’s the determinant and then Morpheus pops pills with him

— Wonder Red (@PumpkinRapper) September 6, 2014

Tyler Perry reshoots the entire Earnest series of films dressed in drag. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— scary jerry (@AwkwardHandle) September 6, 2014

A boxer montages his way to the championship fight and falls in love with the girl who sold him a turtle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014