#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Bruce willis plays a dead bloke who talks to a kid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— IamLondon (@London_Loonies) September 6, 2014

shark tsunami #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ham (@hamhelgren) September 6, 2014

Man goes into massage parlor needing glasses, comes out needing a monocle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JUdice_Priest (@JUdice_Priest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Indiana Jones, the Joker, and the chick from The Blues Brothers team-up with an LGBT team to blow up the Death Star.

— David Land (@DLand91) September 6, 2014

Man befriends volleyball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen (@StephenCLorenzo) September 6, 2014

Boy enjoys drawing penises, grows up and head butts a girl he wants to bang #explainafilmplotbadly

— Micheal Shine (@Micheal_Shine) September 6, 2014

Kid cuts his forehead, spends 7 years shaking a stick at a guy with no nose, never gets laid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Soko (@JohnSquints) September 6, 2014

Cars turn into robots to fight other car robots. Luckily Disney channel nerd is best friends with good robot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Quills Dinkins (@thesyrahpapi) September 6, 2014

It’s a zombie movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— burgundyblue.bsky.social (@BurgundyBlue) September 6, 2014

Virgin vampire starts band with Bo Diddly. Toni Basil is crazy Mom. Thomas Dolby is nemesis. Plus love stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yasher (@Yasherthegreat) September 6, 2014

@rgodfrey Can #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly somehow be integrated with #FailedObliqueStrategies ?

— Andrew Chalfen (@AndrewChalfen) September 6, 2014

A teenager is touched by a spider and suddenly finds his hands are always sticky whenever he’s around his crush.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ugh (@sonicbooming) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This white lady saves a black kid & then his life is AWESOME. OK, that’s every movie, sorry.

— Peaches (@MrsAlSwearengen) September 6, 2014

New York cabbie befriends young dating service employee who loses her job after he murders her boss#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kendrick Ya Mar (@Stecks7) September 6, 2014

Something happens that makes Keanu say “Whoa”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) September 6, 2014

Neurotic New York Jew is a condescending jerk to his girlfriend, then decides he loves her when she moves to LA. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angela Cobb (@angelacobb) September 6, 2014

Girl bumps head. See’s a talking scarecrow, a dumb lion, and a bunch of midgets. Wakes up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jimmy Roberson (@RobersonJimmy) September 6, 2014

Man and woman take turns driving a bus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Comhaltas na Mac Léinn, Ollscoil na Gaillimhe (@UniOfGalwaySU) September 6, 2014

A school teacher waits years for his team to win title. They do at Anfield in 1989. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Skillz Inc (@Skillzinc) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly sweary boat captain tows boat and nun through hundreds of leeches and blows up some nazis

— scott pirie (@bigstanes) September 6, 2014

Something,something,CGI,snog a green woman,hamster. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LadyGalaxy (@atgalaxy) September 6, 2014

Brian is not Jesus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy Clyde (@LiquorVicar) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Guy makes scale model of mountain out of mashed potatoes.

— drkim (@drkimca) September 6, 2014

Convict is actually a really good accountant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UkhtyE2l8a

— ‍️Speaker Pro Tempore Wisco‍️ (@Wisco) September 6, 2014

Singer and dancer receive military discharges, commandeer their former commanding officer’s hotel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— New Caledonia (@RobertVanDame) September 6, 2014

Arnold Swartzenegger becomes elementary school teacher. May have brain tumour. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

Parents leave their young son to fend for himself at Xmas. Burglars break into his home. Did I mention it’s a comedy? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Lockhart *ੈ˚*:･ﾟ (@LizLockhart1985) September 6, 2014

Ikea catalogs cause schizophrenia. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/enkSXV1MKA

— Paul McGrane (@pmcg) September 6, 2014

Man, there’s this lying woman and a fat guy and a weasel & the bad guy who plays good guys and some stupid statue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pablo Guzmán (@yoruba69) September 6, 2014

Fat professor drinks weight loss potion and it makes him a douche. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AaronHatesGumbo (@AaronHatesGumbo) September 6, 2014

Guy gets scared of being murdered as a boy so he sends an obsolete robot to murder a new model robot in the past. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zach Erwin (@ZachJErwin) September 6, 2014

Kid kills his sister. Goes away. Comes back as William Shatner. Kills more people. Blofeld tries to stop him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick (@CountGeekula) September 6, 2014

Edward Norton talks to himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@BraingasmBen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dude in a band dates highschooler, new girl w/ cool hair moves to town, dude dates new girl fights a bunch’a her exs

— Brendan (@Sai4Win) September 6, 2014

A bunch of men and one woman sleep together and have lots of dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Biro (@tombiro) September 6, 2014

Leprosy sufferer murdered by teenage boy with poor eyesight and scar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Valentina Giambanco (@vm_giambanco) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Three legged aliens attempt haphazard urban renewal scheme. Man and daughter run around a lot. Aliens die of Man Flu.

— The Shane Man (@cowpatman) September 6, 2014

Group of teenage kids get into trouble when they begin to die at the hands of a killer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Frank (@tightheadpop) September 6, 2014

George Clooney does a film with Matt Damon again. Dean Martin wasn’t available to nick from a casino #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Hope (@Hope_AVFC) September 6, 2014

A girl and her father do nothing all day and they wait for the world to end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spooky MulderAsif (@KHAN2705) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Mask is God #BruceAlmighty

— スーパー戦隊ヒーロー (@TheCultof62) September 6, 2014

@d_kusic alcoholic former police officer drives boats up & dwn river chasing little red riding hood #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brian (@513Yinzer) September 6, 2014

A girl is about to finally marry her prince when a pirate shows up and wrecks everything.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lord Pinky (@HiddenPinky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Inception: whisper whisper leo dicaprio marion cotillard bang bang HOOOONNNK HOOONNNK alfred bane

— Jake Reynolds (@JakeAReynolds) September 6, 2014

Crayzee black laydee lady convinces widowed potter that’s she’s her dead husband’s ghost so she can bone her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hell in a capacious handbag (@payingcheesetax) September 6, 2014

Homeless kid cleans graffiti, then befriends an old Indian, a lesbian, and a big ass whale. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angela Cobb (@angelacobb) September 6, 2014

“Dinosaurs” is pronounced in a southern american accent, amusement is had. Also Jeff Goldblum #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Noselikemeh (@GeorgeAllison5) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis helps a transsexual Chris Tucker spice up his radio show on a space cruise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Deli (@Inf_Adel) September 6, 2014

Same Australian guy still looking for gasoline gets caught up in crazy car chase. Hot Amazon girl with bow & arrows. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) September 6, 2014

Two dudes loose there car and get tattoos and Chinese food #explainafilmplotbadly

— Scott Day (@LordPiston) September 6, 2014