#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

People go to an island where dinosaurs have been recreated. Spend rest of time trying to get off island. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Travis (@HuskerTR) September 6, 2014

U.S. Marine veteran risks his life to rescue a 12-year-old girl from life on the streets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amy Worley (@worleygirl) September 6, 2014

Paul Rubens loses his bicycle, but Large Marge gives him a ride to go get it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ill Will Bill, M.D. (Microphone Doctor) (@BillyGravesSSC) September 6, 2014

We’ll clean up the moon, no matter how many Sam Rockwells it takes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Your Trans Friend Hazel (@thnghtlghts) September 6, 2014

Rogue British intelligence Agent womanizes and kills using the latest from gizmodo in his arsenal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steven Swenson (RC) (@Steven_Swenson) September 6, 2014

Schmuck on a virtual holiday or an amnesiac saving mutants on the 4th planet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ForteanWriter

— David Buchan (@Buchan_David_) September 6, 2014

Italian Americans mistake violent criminal conspiracy for an honorable profession.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danieldwilliam Parroty (@DanielDWilliam) September 6, 2014

Professor shirks classroom responsibilities to chase fantasies, narrowly avoids divine retribution. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelli (@kelli217) September 6, 2014

Italian pederast’s wish comes true when child sex doll magically turns into living boy#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kendrick Ya Mar (@Stecks7) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Fed Ex Exec failed to deliver so was cast away, made a fire & had a basketball to talk to.

— Emma Macdonald (@EmmaMac111) September 6, 2014

Lol yh “@oluswags: Gravity yeah “@Easyy_: #explainafilmplotbadly woman floats alone in space””

— Fifth Letter (@toughhh_) September 6, 2014

Two girls are so obsessed with Brad Pitt’s abs that they drive off a cliff#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shaun Michael (@MRSMB64) September 6, 2014

Tina Fey asks Lindsay Lohan if she wants to buy some drugs, and this is where it all began. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jaimee (@0rang3youglad) September 6, 2014

A failing pig farmer leaves his children to go back to his old career. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Dujsik (@markreviews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly old expendable action movie actors get together for one last action movie franchise

— steve pie (@coolcancash) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly was #explainafilmplotpoorly too highbrow?

— E.M. Davis (@daviscreates) September 6, 2014

#sandrabullock acts ugly, then pretty in order to stop Murphy Brown and Captain Kirk. #explainafilmplotbadly

— R Freakin FJ (@RFJ09) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hooker gets offended when a man offers money in exchange for intimacy.

— ️ophie (@sophierymer) September 6, 2014

#RearView @FAENTERPRISE1 Submitted shot by @DiorDavis http://t.co/lvwFbFYI4T #WSHH @worldstar #InTheMoment #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #FAE LOVE

— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

Helen Hunt chases after her father’s killer. Does nothing when they meet because umm IT’S A FUCKING TORNADO. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

It’s about a club that has these rules but the first one is that I can’t talk about it. So there. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Deddo (@dpdeddo) September 6, 2014

Americas sweetheart gets catfished by a ruthless CEO #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@singasaranade) September 6, 2014

Criminal banker crawls through shit to freedom #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rexton (@RebecR) September 6, 2014

An illegal alien is detained by the military before going on a killing spree. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abolish the Police & Ready The Guillotines (@clex_monkie89) September 6, 2014

A man with no nose goes against an orphan with magic sticks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sam arrandale (@samarrandale) September 6, 2014

Billionaire’s parents are killed. Starts wearing a lot of black and hanging around with criminals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@BraingasmBen) September 6, 2014

there’s a shark, it eats people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moose ️ (@Hipster__Moose) September 6, 2014

flying lad kidnaps children to meet gang of boys dressed in animal skins led by a fairy who beat up an amputee #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Buck – Little Images (@BuckBuckworth) September 6, 2014

There’s a mission. And it’s impossible. But it gets done anyway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nir (@Nir890) September 6, 2014

A troubled man has strange hallucinations during failed suicide attempt on Christmas Eve. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/R9CbHSrgQT

— Kitty (@KM_Zencat) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Nicole Kidman & her children are ghosts.

— Emma Macdonald (@EmmaMac111) September 6, 2014

This geek can’t get laid.Call girl.Pimp.Kill em all.Cocaine and Cadillacs.Elvis. Happily ever after. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly True Romance

— PrincesssDie (@PrincesssDie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some loser loses his crappy car and is too dumb to find it.

— Kelby (NightSaw) (@KelbytheFemboy) September 6, 2014

A school janitor has to work Saturdays just to clean up after some messed up teens and their snotty teacher #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JemappelleAmie-Is (@Jemappelleamie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Construction worker teams up with a goth chick and her boyfriend to put the cap on some old glue.

— reMARCableMe (@thatsreMARCable) September 6, 2014

A illegal Alien that can leap tall buildings with a single bound. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/85aw7IxSvf

— Ozzy (@geminigod) September 6, 2014

Steve McQueen gets to look cool on a motorbike, while all the Brits get shot ;( #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Clint Spn (@ClintSpoon) September 6, 2014

After getting left behind at Xmas time, a small boy matches wits with dimwitted burglars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Calhoun Friend of John (@cres34) September 6, 2014

Kristen Stewart meets a boy and squints a lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan! McKee – special guest appearance (@danieljmckee) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two men go up a mountain, fall in love. Deny the love. Move on with life. They’ll always have the mountain memories.

— 1nceTweeted2wiceShy (@MsBelladonna925) September 6, 2014

A dumb brute fights beef in a meat locker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Ludy (@michaelludy) September 6, 2014

Deadly assassin hangs out with 12 year-old girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Clark (@Disappearer) September 6, 2014

Haylee joe osment has a surprise for john mcclane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SPOOOOOOOOOKY user name (@waltervinci) September 6, 2014

There’s a hold up, a thrown boxing match & a guy gets analy raped. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8aRBGDeCfB

— X (@ChickieX) September 6, 2014

Danny Zuko, Cameron Poe, chew scenery and trade faces #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rob Zombie’s witch movie.

— C. LeMar McLean (@LeMarMcLean) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Zombies everywhere, Fuck it let’s go to the pub

— Luke PandaWhiskey (@Luke_Bergin_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A goth shut-in learns to cut hair.

— David S.E. Zapanta (@melancholymania) September 6, 2014

Something to do with drugs and money but also Matthew McConaughey wears a cowboy hat and @JoeManganiello gets naked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beelzebxbe. (@brrritters) September 6, 2014