#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Rich old duffer funds scientists to grow dinosaurs from mosquito food. Dinosaurs behave randomly. Oh, and kids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— techweenie (@techweenie) September 6, 2014

The boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sean Bawden (@SeanBawden) September 6, 2014

Dumb aliens invade on 4th July. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ForteanWriter
— David Buchan (@Buchan_David_) September 6, 2014

Dude gets friendzoned his whole life, then she gets AIDS right when they get married- Forrest Gump #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Turd Ferguson (@PrestonCharlton) September 6, 2014

Mentally handicapped man tells us takes of nostalgia from the 50s til 80s while waiting for bus he didn’t need #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Maple Anglican (@MapleAnglican) September 6, 2014

The Heavyweight Boxing Champion almost loses a fight to a Philadelphian unknown. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Brendan Naranjo (@NaranjoBrain) September 6, 2014

I was gonna do #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly to Twilight series, but it’s plot can’t get any worse than it already is
— Barb (@BarboraLoony) September 6, 2014

Soldier on the edge travels into jungle to kill fat sweaty guy who thinks too much & has pet photographer. #explainafilmplotbadly
— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

Lindsay Lohan switches families with British Lindsay Lohan. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nover (@YoungNobler) September 6, 2014

Judge Dredd takes his helmet off & reveals that he looks a lot like Sylvester Stallone. Aslo “LAWWWWWWW” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 6, 2014

Dwarf turns out to be the last Samurai #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Neilly Gallinitaaaaa (@neillyfabi) September 6, 2014

It’s directed by Robert Altman and all of the characters talk over each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Charlie Nash (@ctnash91) September 6, 2014

Bill Murray learns to sail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emily Timbol (@EmilyTimbol) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A boy who stole bread ends up rubbing lamps to get a rich girl with a tiger as a pet
— ️ (@itskristinatbh) September 6, 2014

Jesus Christ gets knocked da fuck ouuut! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— AlbertRedman (@AlbertRedman) September 6, 2014

Men and women can’t be friends. New York City is like another character in the story. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gabby (@GabnDad) September 6, 2014

@FizzOtter Hey, you forgot the overly literal scar tissue! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Archai, who is vaccinated (@arcgryph) September 6, 2014

Former girl friend travels widely, exacts revenge from former business partners.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cP2hv70tAr
— Adam Goldstein (@A_H_Goldstein) September 6, 2014

Jeff Goldblum weirds out amusement park patrons until most of them get eaten by dinosaurs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— scary jerry (@AwkwardHandle) September 6, 2014

Man named Ed has irregular extremities and misses his true calling by not taking up extreme couponing #explainafilmplotbadly
— Alessandra (@alesschmandra) September 6, 2014

“boy likes girl, girl likes boy, they both die, cry cry cry, the end” #RomeoandJuliet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— ellie (@knightleysemma) September 6, 2014

Apes become very smart #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Naz (@NotNazir) September 6, 2014

A bunch of people fall asleep on a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bill Zeiders (@Wzeiders) September 6, 2014

Dreams are layered on top of one another and a hallways goes all upside down until….umm….hmmm #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

Girl pretends to be boy. Army of men don’t notice. Rides a horse through an avalanche. Saves China using fireworks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Geraldine Mc Parland (@gmcparland92) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Everyone sings about how poor they are, then they die from AIDS #Rent
— Chris Peters (@ChrisPeters93) September 6, 2014

In the future, we use a time machine to send back people that need to be erased and there’s a kid with telepathy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Beelzebxbe. (@brrritters) September 6, 2014

Gravity yeah “@Easyy_: #explainafilmplotbadly woman floats alone in space”
— DG (@MrSangotoki) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two people go up in space. Only one comes back.
— 1nceTweeted2wiceShy (@MsBelladonna925) September 6, 2014

Kurt Russel fights Chinese stereotypes while doing flawless John Wayne impression. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Josh Meeks (@UncleOshwa) September 6, 2014

Teenage girl can’t decide whether she loves a werewolf or a vampire, because she’s an idiot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Adele Dewhirst (@adele_caroline) September 6, 2014

America is fucked up & they decided to have reality shows of kids murdering each other #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TZuCbS5Fue
— empress al (@aline_woc) September 6, 2014

A cocky pilot learns how to be cocky again after not being cocky for a minute after he gave his bud a bad concussion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Post Bologna (@Davethulu) September 6, 2014

An ex con finds redemption after adopting a raccoon and taking up topiary. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— OgreTruck (@ogre_codes) September 6, 2014

An orphaned boy with a facial scar escapes his humdrum life when a large, hairy man introduces him to secret society. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Christine Herbert (@AuthorHerbert) September 6, 2014

An American labor leader proves quantitatively that the Japanese are better at building cars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jonathan Potts (@jepotts) September 6, 2014

So these two guys spend the day looking for their car. Find it the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Katie “Red Pickle” Jerkovich (@redsoutrage) September 6, 2014

Remember the board game battleship? Like that but with aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Secluded Hussy (@NameChanged) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Steve Martin never learns how to pull out of Bonnie Hunt.
— doug (@_dougdougdoug) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly twin falls in love with his twin;he doesn’t know she’s his twin+tries to kill his dad; he doesn’t know he’s his dad.
— SPGEE2020 (@SPGEE2020) September 6, 2014

Michael Caine works for Batman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Neilly Gallinitaaaaa (@neillyfabi) September 6, 2014

A buncha fellas think shit’s going to get better and maybe it does #explainafilmplotbadly
— Devon (@PilotLightIsOut) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy befriends old Japanese dude to learn martial arts and also learns how to wax on and off
— Verifried Steve (@SCadinski) September 6, 2014

Bu son söz 🙂 “@notalexfalcon: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a Guy dressed up as a bat fights a clown and an attorney”
— Gonca (@3kedi) September 6, 2014

Handsome alien destroys heavily populated American city before killing unarmed madman with his bare hands; is a hero. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Josh Levesque (@JoshBLevesque) September 6, 2014

Thee Son of Anarchy sits in the head of a transformer and fights giant bugs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tweet ‘n’ Low (@KnickDavis) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise dies over & over, he ain’t even mad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 6, 2014