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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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An archeologist fails to get an important religious artifact into a museum. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

Channing Tatum is an insanely hot dancer who spends his nights w/ shirtless Matt Bomer. We’re expected to pity him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) September 6, 2014

mom is murdered, son gets kidnapped, father becomes friends with mentally ill woman to find son. #explainafilmplotbadly #findingnemo

— LEX (@_lexsantiago) September 7, 2014

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #DoctorWho

— The Doctor (@ItsTheDoctor) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Poor guy is just trying to eat his tasty burger when he is shot by a black man reciting a passage from the bible.

— Matt. (@Matt_SW) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it’s a fucking sled

— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) September 6, 2014

Two guys go up on this mountain and pretend to be gay and stuff and then come down and pretend to be straight #explainafilmplotbadly

— TraceARTography (@tracedeaton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Navy lawyer discovers he has truth-handling capabilities

— J.A. Adande (@jadande) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Yellow dog has to be shot.

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) September 6, 2014

A young female fish struggles with early on-set Alzheimer’s and co-dependent sharks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Samantha Smith (@SamSmithTweets) September 15, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Back To The Future: A teenage boy spends an alarming amount of time with a 60 year old professor.

— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boat sinks.

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks fucks a volleyball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— luke [from online] (@internetluke) September 6, 2014

Bunch of middle-aged teenagers in the 50s sing about how horny they are and fix up a car.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) September 7, 2014

Guy with learning disability is in love with a girl who doesn’t love him back until he gets rich by selling shrimp. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bug Hall (@Bug_Hall) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Dark Knight Rises pic.twitter.com/hOi0ABSFBD

— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) September 7, 2014

A giant green monster occasionally turns into an ordinary scientist after particularly destructive moods. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sean Heber (@BigZaphod) September 6, 2014

Cantankerous fat guy in tiny waistcoat would prefer people didn’t come to his swamp #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/D3hHtX6ZQl

— Careless Sons (@CarelessSons) September 7, 2014

Lady survives major catastrophe, lives to be 80 and then throws her jewelry in the ocean. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ️ (@AngryBlackLady) September 6, 2014

A horny British spy orders a Martini. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 7, 2014

Four children go looking for a dead body, find it and come home. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brad Rothschild (@brad4rdr) September 8, 2014

13 dudes form a triathlon team to run across mountains, swim a river, and ride wheelbarrows to a fiery finish.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TheOneRing (@theoneringnet) September 6, 2014

An alien with a head that resembles a 3-wood uses his “magic finger” on a 10 year-old boy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) November 13, 2014

an old chinese guy teaches one kid to kick another kid in the face to avoid doing chores. #explainafilmplotbadly

— luka stan account (@littanylions_) September 6, 2014

Baby put in a corner. Nobody was supposed to. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

This kid watches his parents get murdered so he goes supergoth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Black man kidnapped and enslaved for 12 years in movie that inexplicably portrays whites as villains”–The Economist

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) September 6, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio does something with dreams and it’s wicked confusing. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Todd Van Allen (@heyitstva) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks draws a face on his balls or something. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hey, Mike Brown (@HeyMikeBrown) September 6, 2014

Guy keeps complaining to Houston from space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl that hates most people faces choice between werewolf and pale handsome man that would quite like to eat her

— orla gartland (@orlagartland) September 6, 2014

Even with Alzheimers a woman finds a way to remind her husband about the time he didn’t call and slept with a whore#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JudgeJudysPonyTail (@SomthinBoutSara) September 7, 2014

Sean Connery is Spanish, a french guy plays a Scotsman. They live forever…. almost. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Cox (@JesseCox) September 6, 2014

Kirk meets God. Decides he is more awesome. Leaves #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WyaQQOFIPM

— TrekMovie.com (@TrekMovie) September 7, 2014

An astronaut can’t figure out his computer, so he drops acid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil (SubStack link in bio) Plait (@BadAstronomer) September 6, 2014

Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy talk for 90 minutes every 10 years or so. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 7, 2014

On a visit to a new planet, scientists suck at science so much that they deserve to die, and do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

Shy girl is asked to the prom, her dress gets ruined and she’s so pissed she kills everyone. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/Pz7czZ6Ytb

— So Cal Mountain Gal ️‍️‍️ (@LiviRichelle) September 7, 2014

Alien invaders discover that excessive anger will turn their hair blonde. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Sabat (@JustChrisSabat) September 7, 2014

Rebellious teen pursues older man despite of crab(s) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TkF8b7AWNW

— Ariel Riske (@dangerriske) September 7, 2014

Jim Carrey plays a guy who finds a mask that turns him into a living Jim Carrey character. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jay Elmore (@jelmore) September 6, 2014

A dude uses a shoe to find the girl he hooked up with last night because he was too drunk to remember her face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lux, Indoor Cat ️ MFF (@LuxGalador) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girls are mean

— orla gartland (@orlagartland) September 6, 2014

Winner “@MarkMeredith: Woman tells man she’ll never let go, lies. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/6IpxC7xocu

— Sam K (@SamGetsDigital) September 6, 2014

Grumpy widower accidentally abducts small child, ends up killing a famous explorer over a bird. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014

Guy punches himself for two hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/vKT4HlWwBz

— The Horror Guru (@TheHorrorGuru) September 7, 2014

‘super secret boyband’ lead by female assassin fights aliens in new york#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james (@hail_bucky) September 6, 2014

They swap faces. Like legit swap faces. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bess Marvin (@bess_mar) September 6, 2014

We’re somehow supposed to believe that Shia LeBeouf could get Megan Fox as his girlfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FGdWHnntSX

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

When Madonna’s lady-stalker gets amnesia she’s like “Who’s that Girl? Me. I’M THAT GIRL.” She’s not though. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) September 6, 2014

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