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Sylvester Stallone receives multiple citations for swearing in public while repeatedly dining at Taco Bell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Laurie Voss (@seldo) September 6, 2014
@KyleKallgren Unsafe stairway leads to accidents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/3ETqgsjJ8M
— Gwen C. Katz (@gwenckatz) September 6, 2014
Mermaid is more excited about her legs than her newfound Vag. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— UVIJ8 (also on bsky & ) (@BigBrain61) September 6, 2014
Ghosts take over New York City but the least believable part was that Rick Moranis shagged Sigourney Weaver #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Aunty Wah Wah ️ (@_surlymermaid_) September 6, 2014
Fella steals people’s tax money and distributes it round his mates that live in the woods. He’s also good at archery. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Andy Bob (@kingandybob) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I’ve already proven that the moon landing was faked. What I’m going to tell you is how with every shot Kubrick confe
— Andrew Ihla (@AndrewIhla) September 6, 2014
Gamer ignores girl, hacks into computer, nearly starts World War 3. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David J. Loehr (@dloehr) September 6, 2014
Jesse Eisenberg kills an actor and touches a girl’s hair. Woody Harrelson finds a Twinkie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Andy, just Andy (@andyheriaud) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly [link to the entire screenplay of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2]
— Andrew Ihla (@AndrewIhla) September 6, 2014
A man walks from East LA to Venice. The heat makes him crabby & he disagrees with small business owners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014
sad cop is unsure whether people are people or robot people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) September 6, 2014
Bumbling idiots drag corpse around the Hamptons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014
Tom Cruise hangs from some wires and blows up a fish tank with gum #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Embrace The Mask (@MrsLindfern) September 6, 2014
Dick Van Dyke invents a flying car and tries to stop a child molester. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jeff Burnett (@burnettski92) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a black man drives a white woman everywhere and it’s not slavery
— Stu Pidass (@nelly2112) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This guy’s porn addiction is so bad he needed an old woman and a new hairdo to stop watching it
— (@stellarosa_wine) September 6, 2014
This hot chick is mean to the farm boy but he rescues her anyways when a mean prince makes her marry him.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#AsYouWish
— Mabs Makes Stuff ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (@Dammit__Woman) September 6, 2014
Funny guy meets a girl. Next day everything’s the same! Funny guy meets a girl. Next day everything’s the same #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— mmtt C@id¥ (@de_emmett) September 6, 2014
Fire crotch. Burn book. Tim Meadows. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014
Hubble and Rain Man write articles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014
Four kids lie to their parents so they can see a dead body before anyone else does. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Darcy Staniforth (@DarcyStaniforth) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly twin red heads meet at camp, plot international scheme that fucks up the lives of a wealthy divorced couple.
— robert graham (@_robertgraham) September 6, 2014
Dennis Hopper ironically likes PBR and S&M 20 years early. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Better Call Schaal (@GregSchaal) September 6, 2014
A man repeatedly, ineffectually commits suicide in this heartwarming romantic comedy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sunil Patel (@ghostwritingcow) September 6, 2014
Tom Cruise has sex with a beautiful prostitute on a train. Everyone still thinks he’s gay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gideon Klein (@GideonKlein) September 6, 2014
A Mom and her son try and keep open the struggling Camp Crystal Lake #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mark Jordan Legan (@MJLegan) September 6, 2014
This one guy blows up a golf course to catch a gopher. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Screechin’ MN (@RichinMN) September 6, 2014
Aliens recruit a kid who’s good at a video game to save the universe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014
Guy kills 6 people. Cop gets mad at box in the desert, shoots guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the dude was dead the entire time
— mark (@cramblin_duvet_) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A suicide attempt makes the whole town fix some guy’s uncle’s bank error.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 6, 2014
Grease get shot by Die Hard in the middle but then he alive in the end #explainafilmplotbadly
— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014
We’re Trending At #5! Goddam We’re Gonna Make It After Allll…. Oh, and drinks are on @HoaryCliches #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014
A guy goes to prison, gets raped and black guy becomes his best friend. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014
Guy wears a mask and destroys parts of London, but he’s soooo charming so it’s okay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014
Teens fight to the death. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kristen Huff Bramell (@kristenhuff300) September 6, 2014
Basil Fawlty and some knights searching for the meaning of life #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Ĵōɦᴎᴎўῢĝůƨ (@JohnnyAugust1) September 6, 2014
MIchael Caine reminisces about fruit sized rubies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1i0dKLhKYp
— Sam North (@SamuelNorth2) November 4, 2014
#explainamovieplotbadly Don’t mess with that box. Seriously, don’t open that thing. Don’t-OH, GOOD FLIPPING JOB. NOW WE HAVE TO GO TO HELL.
— Sarah Anne Williams (@SarahAnneWillia) October 22, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly some kids win a trip to a chocolate factory. Twisted factory owner kills most of them and grooms the winner
— Perks (@chrisperks1709) October 10, 2014
Pocahontas, but blue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #avatar
— Asher Adams (@asher_adams) September 13, 2014
A guy steals a loaf of bread and everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LBznwq9huw
— Kailey Good Burt (@KaileyGood) September 9, 2014
Julia Robert’s boobs help to win landmark legal battle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Steve Allen (@ScubaStv) September 9, 2014
Little girl’s back tattoo increases in value as dry land becomes scarce. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Michael Genovese (@GenoveseMichael) September 9, 2014
A farmboy, following in his father’s footsteps, kills a lot of people, and is praised for it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Glenn Dallas (@Glennmandirect) September 8, 2014
Gwen Stacy dies at the end #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— bai (@baileighrai) September 8, 2014
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Private Ryan saved at enormous cost in human life.— Tim Ferguson (@RealTimFerguson) September 8, 2014
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Final destination reached multiple times.— Tim Ferguson (@RealTimFerguson) September 8, 2014
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Shark blown up by classic shoot-the-oxygen-tank trick.— Tim Ferguson (@RealTimFerguson) September 8, 2014
Kristen Stewart stands there expressionless. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Ghostface Brittah (@proEXgirlfriend) September 8, 2014
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