#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2015

The Giver, Big Dan and Mr. Pink take on Jesus after a rug is micturated upon. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/wp0ASilY4r

— JamesRobertWebb (@JamesRobertWebb) December 13, 2015

Successful politician builds his own star, bad architect ruins everything#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/79QBpl9HGr

— Zeus (@BolivianZeus) December 13, 2015

A child is taken in by her neighbour after her family dies. Serious paedophilic undertones. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PhHND1IONN

— Saint Saito, The New Ace (@Saito_SMASH) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (Can’t talk about it. Please refer to rule number 1)

— T T B (@TTB_72) December 13, 2015

Rocky chases a chicken, punches a hypothermic cow & loses to Apollo Creed by split decision. Calls dog Butkis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah O’Connell (@SarahO_Connell) December 13, 2015

#inception: people go into dreams accompanied by amazing orchestras.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @HansZimmerMusic

— Nigma️Nursery rhyme’s dad ️ (@Nigmachangeling) December 13, 2015

.@evolutionalgd farm boy joins terrorist organization, destroys expensive military equipment, gets medal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bmcnett (@bmcnett) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Reasons not to take Shelter in a House During a Twister!

— Judie Geeee! (@cutupx2) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Pearl Harbor gets bombed. Tokyo gets bombed. Movie bombs. Anachronisms abound.

— Scott Gaines (@ScottGaines) December 13, 2015

#explainafilmplotbadly A grandfather reads his sick grandson a book about a girl and an obsessed farm boy who kidnaps her.

— The Thinking Muse (@TheThinkingMuse) December 13, 2015

Someone must find Matt Damon. Again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Jeffords (@JamieJeffords) December 13, 2015

Two guys feel a need for speed so they travel a highway but when it leads to a danger zone, one of them hits the roof #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CassCams (@CassCamsModels) December 13, 2015

You land on your back after falling off a roof, then you get fat and grow a beard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Every house used to have one…. In 1965️ (@riknik1965) December 13, 2015

Abusive coach and drunk assistant lead farm boys to basketball success. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Huffer MD (@dr_huffer) December 13, 2015

Guy turns into a werewolf during a basketball game…people are weirded out for a sec, before swiftly getting over it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TOMMY COOMBES (@ThommyCoombes) December 13, 2015

Teenagers in detention don’t get along, but then they do get along later.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— libellous biblellous (@AtheiStranger) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a boy finds out that killing a wizard without a nose is hard

— nina (@ANYATAYL0RS) December 13, 2015

Rich newspaper guy builds huge mansion rather than investing in product, content. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Carvalho (@John_P_Carvalho) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy steals friends parents car, coerces pal and girl to be absent from school. sings and has a posh meal.

— Chris Williams (@morefromchris) December 13, 2015

A guy’s Tom Tom needs turned off and on again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/IANAduEW1S

— Stephen! (@Stephen_Tweeted) December 13, 2015

Jason and the Argonauts travel the world for a fashion accessory instead of buying it online. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Becky (@Umb0g0) December 13, 2015

Schizophrenic nutjob hugs big-boobed bloke, beats himself up for an hour and then refuses to talk about it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— All about Steve (@1StevieKilner) December 13, 2015

Unrepentant mass murderer escapes the death penalty (in a state where they had it)#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/jOOOwkEZ0K

— Kevin Meagher (@KevinPMeagher) December 13, 2015

Dog dies, everyone sad. Theres Zombies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dhean (@Dheanasaur) December 13, 2015

so @ashleystorrie describes the godfather #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/P6jL8lXXmB

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) December 13, 2015

I think it’s more than obvious what’s going on here @cic_creative #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/5ZYJIQDUbM

— matt chaddock (@mattaldo) December 13, 2015

Man v Fish #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/a2b7G8RVb6

— Amanda Taylor (@AmandaTaylor08) December 13, 2015

@ojedge Spartacus (1960): Some fellas have a tiff over naming rights. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Another Dave (@DaveSinners) December 13, 2015

600yr old Australian builds wooden boat containing 8.7 million species. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Carney (@Carnster) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Massive unsinkable boat sinks.

— Dan Peroni (@DanPeroni) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Superhero works undercover as a reporter with a cunning disguise of wearing glasses and doing his hair differently.

— Kenny Smith (@HiKennys) December 13, 2015

It’s about this guy waking up every morning who really, really hates hearing ‘I Got You Babe’ on the radio. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) December 13, 2015

Sweeney Todd: A badger haired barber gets a bit confused about what his job role entails #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rebecca (@GagaForCher) December 13, 2015

An excuse for Adam Sandler to be an annoying git #LittleNicky. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Well actually, that’s the movie explained quite well

— Rich Piechowski (@Piech42) December 13, 2015

4 chums trap ghosts, cross the streams, and end up coated in marshmallow gunk ! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AndyGStudios (Visual Artist & Author) (@andygstudios) December 13, 2015

He does it and then tells Adrain that he has done it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kiel (@kiel_phillips) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man in prison, escapes using son of pick axe and a well hung poster…

— Alex W (@unbeliever123) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#AlienvsPredator
Two of the scariest things come together.
Paul W. S. Anderson and a big budget.

— Igor Naylor (@TheIgorNaylor) December 13, 2015

imagine a car that stops your parents from making out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ballistic: x vs twitr (@fauxparse) December 13, 2015

A bunch of people in history who are dead do some stuff that most of us wouldn’t remember if it wasn’t for movies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean (@sergebomba) September 7, 2015

#explainamovieplotbadly is one of the best things I’ve seen from Twitter in a long time

— AlyssaFerrariVO (@AlyssaFerrariVO) September 6, 2015

the world is going to end…the world doesnt end #explainAfilmplotbadly

— whatevatheweather (@Dauntle554eva) June 13, 2015

Samwise Gamgee goes camping with Kevin Bacon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Wild (@scott__wild) June 13, 2015

“#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery. http://t.co/wNZHORPSSI” @CavyOnTheStreet

— Riley Barsanti (@riley_barsanti) March 5, 2015

Drunk wasters posing as thespians avoid rural murder & arse rape during a weekend in the lakes #explainafilmplotbadly

— Peter Marwood (@Peter_Marwood) February 10, 2015

tastefullyoffensive: Some of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets (via starks4life) Part Two https://t.co/bAq4qmldLz

— Abby Mueller (@AbbyMueller14) December 31, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The US successfully keeps illegal aliens out of NYC. pic.twitter.com/frK97lNsDp

— Michael Alfano (@alfano_michael) December 31, 2015

Astronaut guilt trips colleagues and takes soul-searching extended vacation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/mPRXHlfi07

— Matt K Illustration (@MKIllustrate) December 31, 2015

Jason Bourne grows potatoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheMartian

— Taylor Woodward (@taylorandnerds) December 30, 2015

“A senior developer isn’t satisfied with his compensation and destroys the business with his untested code.” #explainafilmplotbadly

— Philip Brechler (@plaetzchen) December 30, 2015