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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2015

Prime Video: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Episode V)

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Instead of getting butt-probed, a young abductee makes friends and saves the galaxy! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EwnOrx1L2V

— servonut (@servonut) December 13, 2015

U.S. saved by an immigrant’s choice to reclaim his previously rejected cultural heritage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pLME7LvHQy

— Alex Knapp (@TheAlexKnapp) December 13, 2015

Dad has to pay the price after daughter signs 72-hour contract and fails to meet the terms. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WETjTMmOua

— Λ (@SandyK1LL) December 13, 2015

Deranged costumed vigilante hunts down and kills comedian who just wanted to make people laugh. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A boat crashes into an iceberg and breaks in half while rich selfish people leave others to die from the cold water.

— Caroline Forbes. (@ATwistOfNature) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cruise ship takes a dip in icy cold water pic.twitter.com/82YGLcStom

— SeanIsForever (@SeanIsForever_) December 13, 2015

His wife murdered & his son kidnapped, a father enlists help of mentally unstable stranger. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/yHxeZPI7FX

— Bill from da Shore (@BillFromDaShore) December 13, 2015

Man has to dodge pesky kids & crooks out 2 kill him but still won’t cancel concert that nite #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5PSkZk9BCV

— Brandon Cordoba (@_bcord) December 13, 2015

A rich guy kisses a prostitute on the lips.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AH09CyRxjf

— Dean Robson (@deangaryrobson) December 13, 2015

500 year old man is s headhunter, but not in the recruitment sense #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Davies (@LeeMarkDavies) December 13, 2015

Divorcee murders/replaces iconic figure of goodwill, kidnaps child, goes to your house. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Q182VM8k6T

— Nick Shine (@RealNickShine) December 13, 2015

Man gets confused about the contents of a box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Ju01Ztmc08

— New Rising Media (@newrising_media) December 13, 2015

The Martian: like total recall, but not. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— OverDrive (@OverDriveInc) December 13, 2015

Another desi girl (almost) got married to her cousin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PjMEftPiTU

— This is Clem Fendango (@ammaryasir) December 13, 2015

Do garbage cans dream of electric girls? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/g8l5aJJS9g

— Nosferatu Man – BLM – #FinishInfinityTrain (@kidwolfopowers) December 13, 2015

Terrible sax player is bad at other things too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XnBgLkr3CG

— Norm Wilner (@normwilner) December 13, 2015

New York cop with no shoes crashes LA Christmas party #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/F7ytjqq1F7

— Ross Kaffenberger (@rossta) December 13, 2015

It’s a bit wet.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/CXrFH03pbr

— Charlie Matthews (@1986CharlieM) December 13, 2015

Old guy never got over Sputnik and just wants to move to Japan with his captors. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rH3dD2aVpF

— Denise Farrell (@denisefarrell24) December 13, 2015

Juv delinquent creates WMDs, programs robot to kill & forms gang to hunt down a grieving dad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XBXdEgVNcb

— JD O’Donnell (@JD_ODonnell) December 13, 2015

Some kids Mum gets shot and all of his friends are gay.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QAF8ezN4u2

— Dean Robson (@deangaryrobson) December 13, 2015

Disgraced scientists destroy New York using nuclear weapons. Blame visions of the paranormal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spooky Boy Stevie G (@the_gunnshow) December 13, 2015

Guy is confronted with several pop quizzes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Je7OPQWXYT

— MyLittleGarrone (@MyLittleGarrone) December 13, 2015

Goodfellas: Vegas Vacation.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DICI4yxFzh

— Titus Richard (@titusrichard) December 13, 2015

Man with a passion for reforming society winds up finding himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/CJZnK8s1Nb

— Ari Schulman (@AriSchulman) December 13, 2015

A paternal guardian comes into conflict with a mother when her kids kidnap her foster child. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AwhBQdQtgc

— Λ (@SandyK1LL) December 13, 2015

A simple property dispute ends up with a horribly disfigured princess #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KSrZbxHQuk

— Dave Richardson (@NZ_Dave) December 13, 2015

Point Break with cars as surfboards. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I0WOyFDcNd

— Titus Richard (@titusrichard) December 13, 2015

They spend trillions on a machine so that a woman can talk to her dead father in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ikkoZmaT0O

— Joe Rotten (@IrreverentJoe) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Soldier survives terrible journey home to get shot in the driveway. pic.twitter.com/0ScRCGjbUb

— planetmonster (@planetmonster) December 13, 2015

@iowahawkblog bearded grifter uses mail fraud to establish credentials prior to scamming young girl in housing con. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Todd Lemmon (@toddlemmon) December 13, 2015

Braveheart, average Scottish man exhibits standard behaviour. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Official Dan (@deliciousdannyp) December 13, 2015

Remember how pissed you were when it was explained Austin Powers & Dr. Evil were brothers? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wEUwOiGbBP

— John Webber (@hellojohnwebber) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some Imperator with a little power and a lot of funny ideas run off with my wives! #mediocre

— Immortan Joe (@realimmortanjoe) December 13, 2015

Farm boy meets a hermit kisses sister kills dad #StarWars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason (@BrewCrewPack) December 13, 2015

Reckless archaeologist travels the globe to get Hitler’s autograph. #IndianaJones #LastCrusade #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew J. Young (he/him) (@ThatOneGM) December 13, 2015

21 Of The Funniest Tweets From #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @AshleyB9697 https://t.co/587rne7XkR

— cadence (@FANG1RL4L1FE_67) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A boy struggles to bond with his mentally ill mother and emotionally inept father figure pic.twitter.com/UgXHnTLUmx

— Rachel here and on amusedmuse.bsky.social (@amusedmuse) December 13, 2015

A rousing “battle of the anthems” breaks out in a Moroccan drinking establishment.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/FIFVm0OQdN

— Not-So-OK Boomer (@Rand_Simberg) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Surly amnesiac travels Europe, meets hipster chick. They end up in Greece or something. pic.twitter.com/RtgB65zKFp

— Cormac (@RealCormacE) December 13, 2015

Guy wasn’t suppose to be there that day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/fS8I3qpSoz

— Mitch Colbourne (@MitchWearsPlaid) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A kid puts his toys in peril by losing them everywhere he takes them pic.twitter.com/uDIOAbwfcQ

— Daniel (@thedanielradio) December 13, 2015

Joaquin Phoenix refuses to come out of the closet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Uf5DynNPVe

— Patrick R Young (@JustYoungEnough) December 13, 2015

Man shaves torso in desperate move to finally have sex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #movies #film

— Josiane Ochman (@PiloteXYZ) December 13, 2015

A charming nativity tale for all ages. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/GxFkKXIG5H

— Mac Wilson (@cinatyte) December 13, 2015

An inspirational leader tries to search for the one that got away #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/9eX4Uhunhz

— Haye Zeus (@Nazhair) December 13, 2015

It gets hot AF.. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/A6EEeIKdiO

— Jj (@JustinJamesDJ) December 13, 2015

Common thief with a Napoleon complex abuses insects to continue his thievery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kevin (@RedSoxRedShoes) December 13, 2015

An uneducated farmer falls under the influence of a religious fanatic and helps destroy a major military base. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robot Bastard! (@Robot_Bastard) December 13, 2015

Unemployed divorcee cross dresses to get babysitting job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spooky Boy Stevie G (@the_gunnshow) December 13, 2015

An amateur magician reconnects with a childhood friend in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/b6zKqnMFJP

— ️‍Brendan Agnew️‍️ (@BLCAgnew) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Haven’t I seen this before? pic.twitter.com/b5IwC7y4Bz

— Tela-apathy (@TelaAntkowiak) December 13, 2015

Me estoy riendo mucho con #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 🙁

— Andrea Figueroa (@andreafg27) December 13, 2015

Young brunette teen gets rammed by big hairy beast #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/K9Hh11xgEP

— karnel (@karneleology) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly locals spend 2 hours discussing whether to close the beach, or not. pic.twitter.com/1dRSqeFeMh

— Cormac (@RealCormacE) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mr. Spock travels back in time and messes up history. Bad guys blow up Vulcan.

— Laurel A Rockefeller (@laurelworlds) December 13, 2015

instead of flying to Mordor on a giant eagle, decided to walk there for 3 movies instead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LHksaHKnXJ

— Watch For The Signs (@EchoofLawrence) December 13, 2015

Animators stumbled across CGI, ran out of weed, moved onto bath salts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/gGPeNjT5oT

— JD O’Donnell (@JD_ODonnell) December 13, 2015

And so it transpires, perhaps unsurprisingly, that film critics are so much worse at playing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly than civilians.

— Mona Nicoara (@monanicoara) December 13, 2015

He hates christmas, so he decides to save christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BeYlHbGdiz

— alondra. (@alondrasbelaval) December 13, 2015

never hitchhike. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KbEfswUXWk

— Legendary demi-hottie Li’l (@karengeier) December 13, 2015

Lonely spinster gets assistance writing a novel @FilmLadd #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/y6cqUg6uBL

— Jonathan Sabin (@jonathanwsabin) December 13, 2015

Lord of the Rings. There’s a ring involved. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John E. C. (@johnnyc1952) December 13, 2015

A cab driver is friend-zoned so he shoots a pimp #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/nL3pcu6UPE

— Tim (@TimCundy) December 13, 2015

Federal marshal eloquently explains the importance of airline safety. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/o6bOlSDW9D

— dawg Shit (@aaarrrrrgghhhhh) December 13, 2015

Good actors are forced to say terrible lines from Twilight fanfic masquerading as BDSM novel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/gpcM4h01tT

— Hayley Cuccinello (@HCuccinello) December 13, 2015

A foreign botanist just wants to go home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Unverif-ied LHB (@lhbizness) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The bus that couldn’t slow down pic.twitter.com/jSm2ZNXvvC

— Eyal Levy (@LevyLaVidaLoca) December 13, 2015

An innocent shark trying to enjoy his vacation is brutally murdered by a cop and his bearded pal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sara Miller-Woods (@Millerita) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 12 merchandising characters race and Thomas meets Indian trains.

— Isle (@islandofodor) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kevin Spacey struggles to get his new courier business off the ground. pic.twitter.com/3UDsIpgpsU

— Jamie Andrew (@nottheclimber) December 13, 2015

@Myuphrid @tober_is_weird While we’re on sci-fi, #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A cop goes undercover, gers bling and meets a crazy cat man.

— Lilac Ounce: Art, Tarot ️‍️ (@Anxiousounce) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The US military hires Matthew Broderick to beat the Russians in a game of tic-tac-toe. pic.twitter.com/5DpJ3IHEMC

— Paunch Stevenson (@paunchstevenson) December 13, 2015

Orphan boys bully a handicapped sailor and drive him to terrorism, then attack him with airstrikes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #PeterPan

— Carl Duzett (@cduzett) December 13, 2015

Man with daddy issues goes to NYC dressed as an elf to summon the power of Christmas #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rlzeeUZmyp

— Jesse LeFevre (@MrLeFresh) December 13, 2015

Realistic plot and special effects. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Birdemic pic.twitter.com/Smwnucpv5V

— Matt the Hater (@WitchVulgar) December 13, 2015

4 “heroes” run around & try to save their DOOMed movie, but ultimately fail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WOFRGhhXBv

— ️ CHAZ Thy Fate (@ChazzerG7) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly violent foul mouth foodie who loves posh burgers discovers God pic.twitter.com/NLOMp7h1fE

— IndieRock (@mightymoosh7) December 13, 2015

A giant fish tries to eat Richard Dreyfuss. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Right Hand Arm, Man (@RightHandArmMuh) December 13, 2015

Young man begins to take interest in politics #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AHzIvboOLJ

— Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier (@dmorgan175) December 13, 2015

“The highest grossing and most influential film of all time.” – Ten-Year-Old Me #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/gLrnD0oyZo

— Scott Howard (@TheBestIsScott) December 13, 2015

Some criminals may or may not have done some things.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ZWk7Amh943

— Professor Adrian Blau (@DrAdrianBlau) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man decides to not change clothes for 30 years pic.twitter.com/LKvhKDTSQv

— Michael Pielocik (@michaelpielocik) December 13, 2015

#explainafilmplotbadly dude needs more sleep pic.twitter.com/AwlfBrybTU

— beau! ️‍️‍️ internetdog on ️ (@soufex) December 13, 2015

3 white guys and a black dude laser blast a marshmallow and fight some overgrown dobermans.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Right Hand Arm, Man (@RightHandArmMuh) December 13, 2015

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh & some murders #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/qajr98krZY

— Nicholas Yaxley (@nickyaxley25) December 13, 2015

HAL 9000 attempts to kill off his co-stars before he is written out of the confusing finale. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dcimzc1fzZ

— Aidan Abet (@Psycholyst) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A sexy weaponized robot is ostracized by society for its gardening & hairdressing skills pic.twitter.com/pOXMMvSxLj

— Cal (@cal_mcghee) December 13, 2015

U.S. Army hires archaeologist to find a religious artifact. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1K3PrpTpky

— Alex Knapp (@TheAlexKnapp) December 13, 2015

White bitch kills everybody #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/tatCqallQE

— Chadwick (@ochoTurner) December 13, 2015

Successful business man expands hobbies and skill set in an attempt to find his true self. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/webPSTKxqK

— kathleen ann (@kathleen__ann) December 13, 2015

Mariah Carey is trying to steal back the voice Ariana Grande stole. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/YOfIUFnYlY

— CeeJay Junipero (@ceejaywha) December 13, 2015

scientists fucked up and everyone dies#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8GlnbKRFME

— aimee (@firelordaimee) December 13, 2015

Scientists do some weird shit with frogs and mosquitoes#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AX0r220xk6

— Xenomorph Nazi Punch (@Vodstok) December 13, 2015

They lose Hitler after the bunker scene. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean (@sergebomba) December 13, 2015

A British “Pulp Fiction” meets “Get Shorty”, culminating in milk all over the windshield. https://t.co/STxqBV7tes #explainafilmplotbadly

— I CameI SawI Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) December 13, 2015

Boy aids and abets illegal alien’s escape from authorities; both subsequently get high #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WxV6YkML8o

— loopychew@mastodon.sandwich.net, mastodon.social (@LoopyChew) December 13, 2015

A physically handicapped man gets caught in the friend zone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/p4tKhHzjOC

— bisola.eth (@Bisolaaa) December 13, 2015

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