#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man gets away with murder and steals victims job. the santa clause

— james Rosé (@jamean2) December 13, 2015

Brother and sister make out, father a narcissistic personality and wants to rule the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Socially Inadequate (@CnckDwnUndr) December 13, 2015

Banker recklessly loses loads of money but is bailed out by the 99% #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Suffolk Jason (@SuffolkJason) December 13, 2015

British kid sucks. British kid given suit. Gets Sweg. British kid stops Samuel L Jackson. British kid saves world.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shankz (@KayShankz) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bridget Jones’ Diary… it’s basically about some bird with a diary

— Clive Austin (@cliveaustin1976) December 13, 2015

A big piece of ice hits a big boat… boat sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Siobhan Butler (@xxsiobhanamyxx) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Crazy American Cop with a strange Australian accent is partnered with an older family guy.

— Kenny Smith (@HiKennys) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He was dreaming he was in a dream dreaming he was in a dream dreaming …. https://t.co/EL8X7Nvvck

— marousia (@marousia) December 13, 2015

This old guy in prison who likes cooking helps the FBI catch a seamstress that loves moisturizer. There’s no lambs! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I should never have (@BrendonWScott) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @carriefisher repeatedly tries to kill black suited blues singer on a mission to save Cab Calloway’s workplace

— ️Rusty Redstone (@rustyzone) December 13, 2015

Prisoner drinks beer on roof, escapes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Craven (@cravenmos) December 13, 2015

A space rookie goes for a swim after an accident messes up her equipment repair. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Davis (@id1om@mastodonapp.uk) (@id1om) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Older Looking Teen is friends with a loner “Doctor” who has a DeLorean and has contacts in Libya who have guns.

— Kenny Smith (@HiKennys) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly half a story about cockneys and comedians on a gold heist abroad.

— Aman (@DefaidTexel) December 13, 2015

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A bunch of cops car chased these two women, until they cheerfully drove right off a cliff.

— N.K. Johel (@NK_Johel) December 13, 2015

Large primate climbs even bigger building with blonde, gets shot at, dies, falls off and twats photograph the corpse #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mona (@BoringBoo) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lad gets Willy out

— Aman (@DefaidTexel) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – creepy CG Tom Hanks takes children on his train during Christmas.

— Double H And I (@DoubleHAndI) December 13, 2015

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There was this good guy, this bad guy and this ugly guy. They end up in a three way gunfight. Lots whistling.

— N.K. Johel (@NK_Johel) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Scottish bloke leads a national revolt because an English bloke killed his girlfriend.

— Aman (@DefaidTexel) December 13, 2015

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That one with the fish from that guy with the beard.

— I’m Nick I am (@AnnoGalactic) December 13, 2015

A kid wishes to be bigger. Gets his wish, finds a job and a sexy time partner. She finds out he’s a child and smiles.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma (@Emzlina) December 13, 2015

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Man is at a lot of historical events but unaware of them.

(This is Forrest Gump not George W. Bush).

— Igor Naylor (@TheIgorNaylor) December 13, 2015

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Not all motels have shower curtain’s.

— wobbs (@wobbs1962) December 13, 2015

Confused KKK member in a big metal suit with a black mans voice. Has son, didn’t know. Finds out, chops his hand off #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Last Bee, Solar Kantari 5D, LOVE & the FAMILY TREE (@MikeBeeOfficial) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly how can I make it clear to you? One, there are no rules and, er, two there are no rules. pic.twitter.com/Ea677c6kEZ

— JonSimonJunior (@opheliasbrother) December 13, 2015

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G’zillionaire fakes death, funds space trip to meet some very tall albino folk who then snap him like a twig.

— ️pH1️ (@pH1Online) December 13, 2015

Robin Williams poorly remakes Tootsie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam Smith (@SamSmithComedy) December 13, 2015

A man makes some dinosaurs, which eat other men off toilets #explainafilmplotbadly

— Chris (@Lukeurmyson) December 13, 2015

3 scientists prove there is life after death, and focus on the business opportunity (and sex with Sigourney Weaver)#explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 13, 2015

Iceberg murders another boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hashpotato (@hash_potato) December 13, 2015

RUNNER: A LION GET IN THE CAR #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sl2cEbookstobyllib (@sl2c_ebooks) November 26, 2015

No armed man exhorts revenge on terrorist Gang using couple of hoods #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— whoever (@ZeeZooMeeMoo1) November 18, 2015

We met on September 7, 2014 on #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/ZcX95sIz85

— Annie M. Sheffield (@DrywallAnchor) November 2, 2015

im working on the living just the trees #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— wolfgun_ebooks (@wolfgun_ebooks) October 25, 2015

Writer gets dumped by AI #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

inspired by .@clindsaysway RT- Guy befriends ball on an island.

— Aur Batao (@Justice_Rane) October 13, 2015

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant and has a baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katiezirra (@hulloimkatie) September 8, 2015

Boy gets Houdini’s ticket and goes into the movies and ruins people’s lives along the way #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jova (@jova7587) September 8, 2015

Disabled guy finds love with sexy native girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Satan’s Slave Thomas (@Dave_BSH) September 7, 2015

Mass-murdering couple are the only interesting characters in an indictment of audiences that like media violence. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Orbital Decay (@TelstarMan) September 7, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Basic Instinct: some stuff happens and then we get to see Sharon Stone’s vagina!

— ArseneLupin83 (@Lupinfan83) September 7, 2015

Nic Cage beats the shit out of women until they sting him with bees and then burn him to death. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean (@sergebomba) September 7, 2015

.@Road2Oscars A man’s dying thoughts are of his childhood sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristen (@GarageQueen) September 6, 2015

Peter Sellers is allowed to improvise. Each scene is unfunnier (and more irrelevant) than the last. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristen (@GarageQueen) September 6, 2015

The dwarf from Game of Thrones and Adam Sandler play Pac-Man #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darren Carter (@DarrenCarter) September 3, 2015

Guy overcomes his fears and gets the girl. How do you like them apples? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniela Burkiewicz (@MsBurkie) August 11, 2015

They don’t eat the lizard. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Echo (@e__c__h__o) June 20, 2015

It Follows: Don’t Have Sex With People From Out of Town#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adrien (@awkwardadrien) June 18, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman has botched abortion, receives lifesaving antibiotics from bourgeois Dr because his daughter’s slumming it

— Big Snug (@BigSnugALot) June 16, 2015

Two men dress as women, one transvestite in a desert #PriscillaQueenOfTheDesert #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heather (@impossible_cut) June 12, 2015