#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2015

@eggsbened @PippinParker @BCDreyer A woman rejects blonde and learns to love her nails. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NNtAdJWHvK

— Jon Maas (@jondmaas) December 14, 2015

Military man comes home, moves in with family, turns out to be more like his dad than expected, others suffer for it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Poland (@DavidPoland) December 14, 2015

@PhawnKnutsen Two women fight to the death over a pair of shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5C86Wz6XCZ

— Ken Haynes (@Ken_Haynes) December 14, 2015

Will Smith buys a pair of Converse All Stars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/VN1Um1CCKh

— Arthur Gregg (@ADGregg) December 14, 2015

@ESPNMcGee residents of LA enjoy a consistently fast bus ride thru town, then airport. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Simpkins (@thndrnghrd24) December 14, 2015

Crazed hotelier attempts bathroom makeover with kitchen implements, blocks drainage pipe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/U3EFFuOmQk

— Baroness Spindly-Haddock of the Shire ️ (@MediaWeasel) December 14, 2015

@ESPNMcGee Six thieving orphans turn pit crew to help old man win race #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane Traylor (@ShaneTraylor) December 14, 2015

@ESPNMcGee Archaeologist looks for an old cup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sara Van Arkel (@SiameseTree) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – The Jews killed Jesus of Nazareth. pic.twitter.com/lU3s2nQrfZ

— Just Jeremy (@aintnoswayze) December 14, 2015

Government creates giant robots to battle illegal aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t0NnwT3gwt

— Benjamin Carroll ️ (@taco_pirate) December 14, 2015

@TheEricGoldman A TV-network boss pits a wrestler called Zeus against a wrestler called Rip in a racial match. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus Stephenson (@stephensonmc) December 14, 2015

Oskar Schindler es un empresario tranza que engaña a los pobrecitos nazis que confiaron en él #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alcanzar una estrella II (@Lrofocale) December 14, 2015

Overweight documentarian tells truth about #IraqWar hurting feelings of Republicans.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Fahrenheit911

— Carl Nyberg (@CarlNyberg312) December 14, 2015

Celebrity atheist gets fictitious revenge on anti-semites for kicks and huge paycheck #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Uagt7MBt3Y

— S (@shilkytouch) December 14, 2015

Gordon Gekko is good? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LEzri1Tf4L

— Trystero Books (@trysterobooks) December 14, 2015

Trading Places (1983): A homeless man (Eddie Murphy) and a stockbroker (Dan Aykroyd) investigate paranormal phenomena #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve U (@Steve_U_DS) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Christian Bale watched a batman movie and pretended to be batman

— Kevin Demiurgos (@KevinDemiurgos) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
And his name is John Cena. pic.twitter.com/N5eRTI8lGW

— jt. (@TehMagikerpz) December 14, 2015

Agricultural setbacks. Husband runs away. Floods. Mother shoots her son. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rachel Dwyer (@RachelMJDwyer) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly "Dirty Harry" An unlucky serial killer takes a nasty fall off a dock. @M_Weatherly @LouDPhillips @RealJamesWoods

— Tom Kovach (rhymes with "watch") (@TKovachNashvil) December 14, 2015

@JohnBishop71 Crash Davis doesn't like being a farmer. Darth Vader tells us baseball history #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/3xXb6KANW5

— Rick Jones (@Rjones3438) December 14, 2015

Women laugh, love each other and then cry bc Julia Roberts gets a short haircut. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/uDriYuaHwm

— Mona not Lisa (@mona416) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Redneck finds 2 million in drug money, fucks about & gets himself & his wife killed instead of going to the Bahamas.

— Brains Gouged (@podge512) December 14, 2015

Giant robot car things fuck shit up over a cube #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Rp3XEqXm7i

— shy (@SHYHlEM) December 14, 2015

An artificial intelligence is sent into space and gets confused.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HSLvIwWSly

— Jon Schiefer (@BrandXJon) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Unorthodox campaign for Governor wins votes. @Schwarzenegger pic.twitter.com/JtohKdeHKd

— Rachel Green (@RachGreenTweets) December 14, 2015

Dylan Johnson: Prayer Shaming Lawyerhttps://t.co/hXSOq53K9L#ShaunKing #IndependenceDay #Prayershaming #prayers #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Cerulli (@JeffCerulli) December 14, 2015

NFL housewife invites all of her friends to watch her die on Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zcytt40O8t

— Renee Larson (@iamreneejai) December 14, 2015

@ESPNMcGee man drives in 24 hour french race, says almost nothing for 2 hours…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #NASCARlin (@GeorgeNASCARlin) December 14, 2015

One talks, the other doesn't #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/7cjFJe4oKG

— Prof Surreal Noir by Gaslight (@katelaity) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly "The Green Berets" John Wayne rode so far west that he ended up in the Far East. @JackMurphyRGR @BrandonTWebb

— Tom Kovach (rhymes with "watch") (@TKovachNashvil) December 14, 2015

Boat vs iceberg. Iceberg wins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Dce75Lg8uI

— her majesty (@katiebear716) December 14, 2015

Rich girl's heart grows three sizes. Confusion ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Clueless

— Elle Marr (@ellemarr_) December 14, 2015

Richard Pryor creates new drug what make man fight with himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/fWFADtMLO1

— DCUMoviePage #RestoreTheSnyderverse (@dcumoviepage) December 14, 2015

World's most reckless archaeologist destroys yet another priceless historical site. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/p42GkxvFX1

— MadMike 28 (@straycat28) December 14, 2015

a guy named Johnny tells his sister Barbara that they're coming to get her, and it turns out he's right & one of them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️️ (@suddenlyquiet) December 14, 2015

A woman overcomes food poisoning, a bad flight & tantrums to marry her one true love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PCeX3yYCc8

— Bethany Rae (@Orange_Swan) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Farm boy asks pirate to help him save princess because robot told him to trust hermit.

— CreativeTweets (@CreativeTweets) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Well… we tried to make 5 films, but instead we just played bits of each next to each other and hoped for the best.

— Nevermore (@deceasedmoon) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly "Merrill's Marauders" Frank Sinatra plays music w/ a .45-cal. Thompson submachinegun. @robertpatrickT2 #Sinatra100

— Tom Kovach (rhymes with "watch") (@TKovachNashvil) December 14, 2015

Oigan @tomasversus @guerrapau @pablegua @ErikaMontoya Por favor dense una pasada por aquí #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Camilo Rozo (@rozomilo) December 14, 2015

child and convicts engage in annual tradition of christmas-themed hide-and-seek #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/30tSHaFYbv

— Ashley Waxman (@AshleyWaxman) December 14, 2015

Yaoi adaptation of Marvel's contemporary classic #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/IpZVbN9QBa

— DCUMoviePage #RestoreTheSnyderverse (@dcumoviepage) December 14, 2015

.@jpodhoretz #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A Bill Clinton impersonator runs for President. pic.twitter.com/FNUBYxDxGo

— Matt Loewen (@MattLoewen59) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some moron looked into the sun when he was 6. also he knows a lot about numbers.

— claudia!! (@leafduds) December 14, 2015

Brad Pitt gets a present for arresting a serial killer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2lCcf0jZxC

— Benjamin Carroll ️ (@taco_pirate) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #monster she kills men who fuck her.

— Brad (@DramaTweetBrad) December 14, 2015

Children kidnapped by a man-child in tights and forced to attack unlucky freelance merchants #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t8xIEZr8Su

— Theodore Logan Kacynzski (@AbsurdRword) December 14, 2015

A giant, naked woman destroys the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— [lɑt͡s. ʌv. ɹɑɪs] (@hotcupofshaakti) December 14, 2015