#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2015

Man and woman walk and talk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rishi Dastidar (@BetaRish) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Never give that kid pea soup again

— Louann (@osu20princess18) December 13, 2015

IRA plot is foiled, terrorist builds relationship w. victim’s girlfriend before discovering all is not what it seems. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Annette (@annettesjl) December 13, 2015

So, there’s this ship that’s unsinkable right, and then it sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HeccyBen (@HeccyBen) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Icy Queen has PTSD after death of parents and almost gets sister killed who had to be saved by reindeer-riding dope

— Jeff Stem (@JeffStem) December 13, 2015

While housesitting, a homeless employee usurps her boss’ identity & steals her BF & job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HfpY54SWkQ

— Mame (@mamecastle) December 13, 2015

Download ios bible app with listen the verses-https://t.co/zNRIZ42irw pic.twitter.com/lomQINxsVs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #AVFCvAFC

— Judy Mclaren (@mclarenjudy1) December 13, 2015

Man in Iron Suit, Norse God, Green Monster, Elderly Soldier join forces against hyper intelligent robot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) December 13, 2015

@iowahawkblog Man and woman in dispute over European knick knack. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason (@jasonhsv) December 13, 2015

Girl with bagels on her head puts cd into a robot, farmboy meets a SEXY bastard in a cantina, spacestation blows up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nefelibata (@KingRichard76) December 13, 2015

Alien with big ass head fingers some kid till his mom takes him home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) December 13, 2015

Woman is drugged, husband has three-way with Satan, lil’ Devil is born.-Rosemary’s Baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ms. Resistance Stevie (@DeaconessBlues) December 13, 2015

@iowahawkblog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Son of olive oil importer gets rid of his competitors.

— Kevin Vedder (@vedderkj) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Group of people wearing pyjamas calling themselves avengers try to save the planet

— Zo (@zohir131) December 13, 2015

Star wars “Bunch of dudes and one dudette fly into space and blow up a thing; with a samurai space wizard” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rafiq S Shaheen (@LaughForge) December 13, 2015

Parents avoid child endangerment charges after leaving young son at home all by himself with criminal burglars afoot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) December 13, 2015

A boy gets too old for his toys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Hunt (@StillInFlux) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Priest shouts at young girl with mental health issues, until she violently throws up

— dankp (@dankp_eth) December 13, 2015

Box of chocolates contents unpredictable #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beavis H. Presley (@snarkbox) December 13, 2015

A dimwitted runner lives charmed life, masters ping pong, retires to childhood home after getting in early on Apple. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tracy (@tracygm1970) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise is cruising to accomplish an impossible mission throughout the movie.

— Clara (@EuphoricBrat) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 80s teen seduces his own mother to win a free car for his elderly neighbour.

— Robert Harkin (@DoomsdayPicnic) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Theft allegations against Patrick Swayze dropped after he lifts girl in the air

— Ben Clover – “BEST NEWCOMER” @EDFRINGE (@BenClover_) December 13, 2015

Loving #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets!

— A New Hamlet #VoteYes @ANewHamlet@bsky.social (@ANewHamlet) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of kids hang around school waiting for breakfast. Maybe if they went to the cafeteria and not the library?

— Cullen M M Waters (@cullen_waters) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man cross dresses to infiltrate a house he is not welcome in, in an effort to build a relationship with the children

— dankp (@dankp_eth) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two idiots return a suitcase.

— ️ Mr. T ️ (@TuttlePatriarch) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Liam Neeson shows inability to keep family safe. 3 times.

— James Read (@JamesERead) December 13, 2015

Guy gets stuck then cuts off arm #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Goody louise stewart (@louisestewartLs) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl learns that being nice does not gain friends or boyfriends, takes up smoking & skintight pants. There are songs

— Annette (@annettesjl) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Amy Gardener accidentally falls in love with John McClane, and John Malkovich is awesome.

— F. X. Turk (@Frank_Turk) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kid makes poor choice of friend & dies in his pyjamas

— KingCanute (@noheavennogod) December 13, 2015

Roots: A young African immigrant has trouble adjusting to his new life in America. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert King (@chsot68) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mr. Brooks has a passion to kill humans for no reason. But fails to release “What goes around comes around”

— Clara (@EuphoricBrat) December 13, 2015

Inside: Small, pricey San Francisco rental, bad parking make girl Sad – but that’s okay! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Sindell (@JonSindell) December 13, 2015

#explainafilmplotbadly
Italian Olive Oil Importer gets on the wrong side of the law.

— Mark Wayne (@enyawkram) December 13, 2015

Guys drive cars really fast, sideways. One dies in real life. Only six sequels. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ms. Resistance Stevie (@DeaconessBlues) December 13, 2015

Tom Cruise on what seems to be another “impossible” mission but really isn’t. Again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Naef (@naifrasheedh) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy’s a slave for 12 years til that Billy Beane guy does him a solid

— Lincoln’s Trombone (@lincolntrombone) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Couple saves the universe by going to the Opera.

— Skyliting@mastodon.sandwich (@Skyliting) December 13, 2015

Rich guy falls in love with his Rent-A-Ho. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Missy (@luvmyhub) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Undocumented immigrant tries to get home with help of kids on flying bikes.

— NickKalm (@NickKalm) December 13, 2015

It’s high school field day with motocross and emphasis on friendship, also something about magic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #FriendshipGames

— Steven (@Fluttery42) December 13, 2015

Illegal aliens come to Colorado, then local kids shoot them all #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ynUcLQCrg9

— Glenn Stern (@GlennStern) December 13, 2015

Sadness saves the day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/tIy6qsRwlp

— Bite The Bullet (@Espeluznastica) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly orphaned child is rescued by giant from his emotionally abusive relatives and taken to school far away.

— sania (@ohhey_itssaniax) December 13, 2015

Maria tries Catholicism, Nazism & professional childcare before choosing commander of a land-locked country’s navy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 13, 2015

Innocent shark gets hunted down and slaughtered just for trying to feed itself in sea ruined by tourists. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura (@DoraFeist) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly while frozen in carbonite, Han Solo has vivid dreams of being a charismatic archeologist.

— Aunt Aoife (@yardie316) December 13, 2015

“love you”
*cough* “ok”
“ditch the duke”
“but financial security”
“degrading you in public cos I <3 u”
*cough* *dies*#explainafilmplotbadly

— c a r a (@ssempreliberaa) December 13, 2015