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#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

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Don’t eat a plate of chilli cheese hash browns and shit for 20 minutes because it makes you vulnerable#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— Nigel. (@HvVideoStore) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie and you think you’ve killed the murderer, give them a few more blows to the head to REALLY make sure that MF is DEAD. pic.twitter.com/Zo3dHOF95n

— Human Person (@JoyconArtist) October 19, 2021

Pay attention to the scary music #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— Ken “bruh, ya lost” Wood (@therealkenwood) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie run up the stairs!
pic.twitter.com/HsNtToZjNf

— Spacebear Media (@spacebear_media) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t run away from the murderer by running further into your house. Like why would you run towards the front door and choose to run upstairs instead?? pic.twitter.com/92eL52i6gy

— Human Person (@JoyconArtist) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie , don’t fuck anywhere near a crime scene!

— Jesse Pimpinella (@ComicJesseP) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie try to get the horse part pic.twitter.com/YcALFDkuXd

— Earl of Worcestershire Sauce (@EarlSauce) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie stop tuntin people you basically askin to get murdered

— Unknown (@OolyUnknown) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie @stephanjenkins is likely the leading man/romantic counterpart who is in fact trying to kill you by psychologically terrorizing the shit out of you.

— Mud Honey Hoedown (@OliveJulez) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie live in a brightly lit area and play some Chubby Checker. A monster or killer will wait for their scary theme music to come on.

— Rob Turner (@ReynardCity) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

I’d have a baseball bat(with nails hammered into them..Steve Harrington..Stranger Things season two-style), a taser, wasp spray, and a flashlight on my person at all times. Hell, I’d even have some type of sword.

And of course, I’d have snacks and stuff

— Caro #tiredempath (@spn_caro) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Get a survey and make sure nothing that you’re building on is any kind of burial ground, that never ends well.

— Rob Turner (@ReynardCity) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie lose the heels ASAP.

— Mary Mary (@ABitContrary) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie you probably time-traveled back to 2020. pic.twitter.com/u4nzmtfxH9

— Julie Ewald (@julieewald) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie please check out SafeWise’s safest cities & towns reports to review relevant crime data on that creepy victorian mansion before you buy it. pic.twitter.com/R5Z45VVa3i

— Safewise.com (@SafeWise) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie just run and don’t stop for anything

— Anita Elizabeth (@anitaelizar) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie you know you’re the star of the movie if you get to live.

— Groid (@GeneralGroid) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie then you spent 40 years “Home-Alone-ing” your house pic.twitter.com/BVhWlHTqEs

— Jesse Pimpinella (@ComicJesseP) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie ditch the high heels. High heels blowout more than worn tires. pic.twitter.com/0WIQJlp8i9

— UbiquitousMediocrity (@markedman247) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie, do a background check on the “friend” that your 7-year old made but you’ve never seen! pic.twitter.com/d8L8mgUXc2

— Joel Johnson (@silkysoul) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie and the Kardashians are in it, you misheard what type of movie it is.

— Kerry Seghers (@KerrySeghers) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie and you have low battery on your mobile you are getting lost and shits going to get FUCKED UP.

— WILL CHICH (@WillChich) October 19, 2021

Break the fourth wall and exit the movie theater. If that’s cheating then like stick together and fine a weapon. Don’t open weird boxes #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— Rosterplayer (@PlayerRoster) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie please watch we’re you’re going when running into the woods

— RogueHuskerDad. (@RogueDadOne) October 19, 2021

You’re absolutely going to trip while running for your life. #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

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— CableTV.com (@CableTV) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Don’t go see what that noise was unless you have one of these. pic.twitter.com/QT19UmC1fO

— B1B_Lancer (@B1B_Lancer) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

RUNNING AWAY AS YOU CAN

— Robbie Valentine (@RobbiePoo10) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t wear high heels. Running might be involved.

— David (@david_s_consult) October 19, 2021

Don’t be that guy who looks for the cat #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— Vi7468 (@vi7468) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Don’t go outside because you heard a noise. pic.twitter.com/mq7BxONCSf

— katattack️ (@Katattack2006) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie STAY AWAY from any and all locations that have rumors and stories about them…

— Royal Shirtery (@RoyalShirtery) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie hang around the people that aren’t so good looking.

— The Mongering Menice (@krzycarew) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie never reject Jesus or you’ll end up in the lake of fire.

— Sharon Brown Jeter AKA Mrs Derek Jeter Wife & Mom! (@Sharonb67844939) October 19, 2021

Virgins always live!! #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/cF3P08p8aM

— 6ianca ️️ (@pbhoney6) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie
Me after I tell the white dude to go check what the noise is pic.twitter.com/X2NzrodP9t

— Above All (@ElmoIsRisen) October 19, 2021

When the owner of the Gothic mansion lays on a lavish spread and invites you to make yourself at home, run. Rich people are never that generous. #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— Erasmo (@Erasmo2058) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie – when being chased by zombies, marbles can buy you some time, regardless of which type of zombies: Romero’s or Return of the Living Dead or The Walking Dead.

— Travis Knight (@TKComedy2013) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie all the light bulbs will go out at the same time.

— ps: are you ok? (@saguchip) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie How can you Not sit back & watch goofy bitches trip over dumb shit while being chased pic.twitter.com/cR1VRIlR7z

— PINCHE TAXO LOXX0 (@Nand076) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t ask for my help, cause, well… Plot Twist… pic.twitter.com/iiR35sguH0

— Donald Frederick (@eagleland006) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie listen for the scary music pic.twitter.com/VOhFt57XH1

— sharonwrites (@sharoninspirat1) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie having any sex is bad, but some is just too obvious. pic.twitter.com/dUH4gprS4k

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) October 19, 2021

Hide the knives #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/pV51vtVgSg

— Gia ️ (@Joyannah73) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie run outside, not upstairs! pic.twitter.com/JEYlheHlZd

— You Ready Grandma (@YouReadyGrandma) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie and you see a shadow move, call out ‘hello, is there someone there?’ then slowly turn to leave if no answer … you’ll be grand. pic.twitter.com/Gi0qZ0QCBv

— Sir Stephen of Wokery (Alfalfa Male) (@lokiesteve) October 19, 2021

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