#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

Rough start to my #Tuesday—lured to a cave with promises of treasure, strolled into the snare of a LITERALOZANT. It’s dragging me into intrastral space…QUICKLY, could anyone spare a metaphor? Leave your best one below if ye please, dear mortals!! ‍️#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie #art pic.twitter.com/SzkzMKHODJ

— Amoenus Franco (@WizWorldLive) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie, you go down the creaky, dark stairway to the basement. Even though everyone watching at home is telling you not to. pic.twitter.com/I1Z4bV9bPb

— GEICO (@GEICO) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie then well done to you. I’m not in any movies. pic.twitter.com/81lNfdoGEt

— Gaviscon’ t’pub (@stgavalot) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie chances are the killer will not respond. https://t.co/PS0NwEDKo0

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie please stay out of the shower! pic.twitter.com/w4Vif7wNFD

— Gia ️ (@Joyannah73) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie make sure to give him a treat pic.twitter.com/IzZn1MIwBl

— lisacandy84 (@artlisa84) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie never read books on demon summoning. Not even jokingly. pic.twitter.com/S5oItkL2LE

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie wear a horror villain mask. Confuse any killers on the loose lol pic.twitter.com/sn0qMAutqQ

— lisacandy84 (@artlisa84) October 19, 2021

at least try to save 15% or more off your car insurance just in case. #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/yLIM3jWgtb

— 勇男Shanzo (@ShanzoNoji) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie when you hear a creepy sound coming from the basement of your cabin in the woods, it’s ALWAYS a good idea to investigate it on your own @GEICO

— Canadian Fletchy️ (@Darth_Pingu) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie never go alone to fix something pic.twitter.com/keCOJSs99O

— Carl Hult (@Carlswall) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie If?? I’m living in one. It’s called #TheYear2021. And the sequel #TheYear2022 is gonna be even worse.

— Johnny E. Awesome (@JohnnyEAwesome) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie I wish you the best of luck! pic.twitter.com/JZxmhn15Xm

— Jess (@JssArtTOTK) October 19, 2021

Don’t answer the phone #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— ️ (@SheilaBx2) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie with brain eating zombies, wear this mask if you want to live. pic.twitter.com/YqTcS1xac7

— CK (@charley_ck14) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie The killer always walks faster than you can run pic.twitter.com/so7z9dyTwu

— Barbara (@BohoPrincess70) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Simply be a middle aged parent. By the time you’re home from work, ran everyone around, gone on errands, fixed the next broken thing, replaced the other broken thing, put the tea on, put another load on, you’re too tired to put up with any monster’s shite pic.twitter.com/UBfXvDPSYJ

— Christopher Farrelly (@ChrisFarrelly) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie, you probably aren’t gonna make it out alive. I mean, the odds just aren’t in your favor. pic.twitter.com/tvUrvkInsq

— GEICO (@GEICO) October 19, 2021

be the unpopular one. #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/w0lOu0qtP5

— 勇男Shanzo (@ShanzoNoji) October 19, 2021

Don’t clear the bathroom mirror #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/gajwFeJYOj

— Gia ️ (@Joyannah73) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie, there’s always that one guy … pic.twitter.com/xFyu9kJWkU

— GEICO (@GEICO) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie stick close to Jamie Lee Curtis. Girlfriend is a survivor.

— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t react to any distress calls from a nearby moon pic.twitter.com/U2EkZ4F0Jn

— Kenneth Reading (@KennethReading) October 19, 2021

#ifyoureinahorrormovie don’t fall asleep in the bath pic.twitter.com/0JUdfOk0Di

— ParrotFace (@FaceParrot) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie be faster than the slowest person.

— Tracy Cross celebrates Black Excellence (@tracycwrites) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Don’t be the sceptical one pic.twitter.com/WQHl2h1YP2

— Mohammed Miah (@ref_tm) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie hope it’s not a “B” movie.

— ωнοορϊє ατ ️️️ (@WKatThomason) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie parents are always clothed like they posed for American Gothic pic.twitter.com/HDVrYpkwmy

— Carl Hult (@Carlswall) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie be fit pic.twitter.com/zdifOLhatT

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t play with any cute twins. pic.twitter.com/RZ1KQG6RQZ

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t take video. Then you’ll be in a “found footage” horror movie and it will suck.

— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie never split up. We all know in life we are stronger together. pic.twitter.com/ha5RKS7dPY

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie, be the villain so you can be sure to be in the sequels, too. pic.twitter.com/hFoZm0RfpV

— Ratatosk ️ (@Ratatosk4) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie do not read out loud texts from any ancient books or scrolls pic.twitter.com/CV5YrO31XZ

— Sharan (@Thin__Man) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie beware of super spooky cats… pic.twitter.com/7ENZ465CKE

— JaKe W…………………………………. (@Colbywinters) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t sag keep your pants at an even temperament… pic.twitter.com/gWatfjg7Td

— Caleb Clemmons (@irenigg) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie the worst thing you can do is say, “Hello?” in an empty house. Like, what, you’ll get an answer from the killer?

“Hey, yeah. I’m in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?”

— Mandy the Angel Hamster of the Lord (@CastielsHamster) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie resist the urge to “go check something out” pic.twitter.com/JG4DNQZ80L

— michelle mcguffin (@michellemcguff4) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie don’t go to the nurses for help pic.twitter.com/EDOBIATPJM

— Esports Arena (@EsportsArena) October 19, 2021

It’s going to feel as #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie if you’re driving around without car insurance and get into an accident. May I suggest @GEICO pic.twitter.com/YLQOrO95MT

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie you can usually tell what’s about to happen by what kind of music is playing. pic.twitter.com/BwPQ6ZnVWe

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie
Quit when you’re a head pic.twitter.com/aAXaZxpVdK

— Thomas Salzman (@ThomasSalzman) October 19, 2021

Definitely run upstairs and hide in a closet #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie

— MrNarwhal (@Mrnarwhal93) October 19, 2021

Especially if the clowns come to the door offering pizza#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/BCvM8XeDqe

— Cmdr. Will Riker Resists (Commentary) (@Riker_Resists) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie and you go to a church for help and see the crucifix upside down leave immediately. pic.twitter.com/E3WNvPDAq9

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 19, 2021

Keep your credit card handy in case you want to buy a set of knives #IfYoureInAHorrorMovie pic.twitter.com/cXUZy6r7NS

— Jason Haack (@j1_haack) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie be the monster.

— Mike (@MikeyDazzler) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie make sure you practice your running skills… pic.twitter.com/t2f3UiqQV4

— AwesomeArti (@ArtiTweets) October 19, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie..Oh..wait…Make sure it states in your contract that you’re a Final Girl or else… pic.twitter.com/wTRY5ztiR2

— Kelli Maroney (@Kellimaroney) October 20, 2021

#IfYoureInAHorrorMovie Don’t assume the killer is dead and it’s all over. pic.twitter.com/2RGHDv3kFo

— J (@JohnnyAllen1976) October 19, 2021